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A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing.

Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator. Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore.

Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?[spoiler]' And so, here we are!"[/spoiler]
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I was about to read your joke, but then I saw you used the stupid spoiler tag that does work on iPads or other tablets since neowin decided to use the old non tablet compatible spoiler tag instead of the new one after they upgraded the lard last time.


I'm sure it would have been funny :/
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Even if it is not used, still , it is not damaged.On the contrary, may be more refreshed

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[quote name='HawkMan' timestamp='1360362921' post='595510760']
I was about to read your joke, but then I saw you used the stupid spoiler tag that does work on iPads or other tablets since neowin decided to use the old non tablet compatible spoiler tag instead of the new one after they upgraded the lard last time.


I'm sure it would have been funny :/
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Bit predictable really, fyi that spoiler tag works perfectly on a Surface RT ??

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I believe winRT emulates a mouse pointer on touch as well.

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Funny but the thread title gave the punchline away :)

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[quote name='HawkMan' timestamp='1360362921' post='595510760']
I was about to read your joke, but then I saw you used the stupid spoiler tag that does work on iPads or other tablets since neowin decided to use the old non tablet compatible spoiler tag instead of the new one after they upgraded the lard last time.


I'm sure it would have been funny :/
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I used my imagination of what it could be about

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Works fine on my Windows Phone as well :/

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[quote name='Chsoriano' timestamp='1360377490' post='595511156']
Works fine on my Windows Phone as well :/
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This one is my wife doesn't use anymore

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And oldie but still a goodie. :D

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