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#1 tajul



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Posted 23 February 2013 - 19:07

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become? * It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping? * No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have? * Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? * Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

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#2 Nick H.

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 19:10

I've seen it before, but if I were still teaching I would give that student 100% because he answered my stupidly worded questions correctly.

#3 The Laughing Man

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 19:11

I lol'd

#4 Draconian Guppy

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 19:31

Seen before, still chuckled ! :D

#5 RageOfFury


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Posted 23 February 2013 - 19:35

Ha! :rofl:

#6 +Nik L

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Posted 23 February 2013 - 19:41

if I were still teaching I would give that student 100% because he answered my stupidly worded questions correctly.

Declaration of independence is not signed at the bottom, I believe...

Update: I believe wrong. Not sure where I heard that,,,

#7 Phouchg


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Posted 24 February 2013 - 00:35

Thinking - always better than formal education.

#8 Growled


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Posted 24 February 2013 - 00:57

There's one smart ass in every group and we know who it is in this group. :D