Jump to content



Photo

yep I'm bored so another one.........

joke

  • Please log in to reply
6 replies to this topic

#1 mduren2445

mduren2445

    Neowinian

  • 372 posts
  • Joined: 02-March 06

Posted 24 February 2013 - 23:46

Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one Texan turned to the other and said, That little gal is havin' a bad time. I'm agonna go over there and help."
He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big, Texan hands, and asked, "Kin ya swaller?" Gasping, she shook her head no. He asked, "Kin ya breathe?" Still gasping, she again shook her head no.

With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her on the butt. The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of hamburger and began to breathe on her own. The Texan sat back down with his friend and said, "Ya know, it's sure amazin' how that hind-lick maneuver always works."


:rofl:


#2 Draconian Guppy

Draconian Guppy

    LippyZillaD Council

  • 14,463 posts
  • Joined: 22-August 04
  • Location: Neowin

Posted 24 February 2013 - 23:47

Oh dear... I didn't see it coming!!! pretty good!

#3 LaP

LaP

    Forget about it

  • 5,815 posts
  • Joined: 10-July 06
  • Location: Quebec City, Canada
  • OS: Windows 8.1 Pro Update 1

Posted 24 February 2013 - 23:55

"Kin ya" ???

#4 Jeston

Jeston

    Neowinian Senior

  • 3,760 posts
  • Joined: 07-July 05
  • Location: Las Cruces, NM, US

Posted 25 February 2013 - 01:22

"Kin ya" ???

I take it you've never heard a redneck speak.

#5 LaP

LaP

    Forget about it

  • 5,815 posts
  • Joined: 10-July 06
  • Location: Quebec City, Canada
  • OS: Windows 8.1 Pro Update 1

Posted 25 February 2013 - 01:33

I take it you've never heard a redneck speak.


No

#6 Jeston

Jeston

    Neowinian Senior

  • 3,760 posts
  • Joined: 07-July 05
  • Location: Las Cruces, NM, US

Posted 25 February 2013 - 02:54

No


Well I recommend against it, it's not very pleasant to listen to.

#7 XerXis

XerXis

    Neowinian Senior

  • 5,069 posts
  • Joined: 13-February 06
  • Location: Belgium

Posted 25 February 2013 - 11:07

sounds more like a scotsman, groundskeeper willy comes to mind ;)