DocM Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Friday Weird Science: Fatty Feces or Gassy Guano?Does your poop float? Does it sink? Do you have floaters and sinkers depending on the day? Maybe you're one of those people that never looks to see. Nah, don't lie. You look. So if you have looked, surely you've wondered...what makes poop FLOAT? I seem to recall asking my mother this once as a kid and she told me it was fiber and that fiber floats. Since I have now found out that, chemically, that's a dirty lie (she didn't know, so it wasn't intentional, and she always has promoted a high fiber diet), I continued to wonder...why does some poop float while other poop sinks? The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. As it were. > > (click link to read analysis....) > http://scientopia.org/blogs/scicurious/2013/05/03/friday-weird-science-fatty-feces-or-gassy-guano/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic Mungis Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 What a sh**ty post. I'm sorry it had to be said :p Ohh god number 7 just reminds me of the time I tried 1,000,000 scoville hot sauce... dumbest thing I've ever done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocM Posted May 5, 2013 Author Share Posted May 5, 2013 I just made up 2 quarts of my infamous tomato, black bean & corn salsa - 2 serranos, 2 jalapenos, 1 habanero and 1 bhut jalokia, along with 1 large nasty yellow onion and some Korean garlic that could bite your face off all by itself. Also cilantro, parsley, lime juice, etc. Good stuff :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Overlord Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 God, what crap is this? Surely neowin needs a toilet humour thread. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Draconian Guppy Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 ass gass or grass! :shifty: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Frank B. Subscriber² Posted May 5, 2013 Subscriber² Share Posted May 5, 2013 I can think of several Neowin community members who deserve to be stuck with Type 1 for the rest of their life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Growled Member Posted May 6, 2013 Member Share Posted May 6, 2013 More about poop than I ever wanted to know. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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