DocM Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Some poor kid will get hold it and either get ill or have a 6 week stiffie. http://www.technovelgy.com/ct/Science-Fiction-News.asp?NewsNum=4156 Wrigley, maker of Juicy Fruit, Big Red and Doublemint gums, has received a patent for medicine-dispensing chewing gum. Their intention is to create a chewing gum with a dose of sildenafil citrate, better known by as Viagra. The gum would not only be easier on the stomach, it would work faster than Viagra?s little blue pill. In the patent application, Wrigley states that a man would need to chew the gum for two minutes about a half-hour prior to sex, according to the Chicago Sun-Times, which first reported the patent grant Thursday. Unless taken on an empty stomach, Viagra can take an hour or more to start working, according to manufacturer Pfizer. Thief000 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beittil Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Would be funnier if they mix it up with regular gum and half the schools in the country have kids running around with mad boners because the vending machines are selling viagra! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psionicinversion Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 thought it was a joke at first hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blerk Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Big Red Boner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crisp Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Brings a smile to your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compl3x Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Would be funnier if they mix it up with regular gum and half the schools in the country have kids running around with mad boners because the vending machines are selling viagra! Teenagers are pretty much already walking boners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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