+Frank B. Subscriber² Posted June 23, 2014 Subscriber² Share Posted June 23, 2014 American Exchange Student Pulled Out of Giant German Vagina There is a giant, marble vagina on the grounds of Germany's Tubingen University Institute of Microbiology. If you are an American exchange student and someone dares you to climb into said vagina, you should not take that dare. You will get stuck. And then someone will have to call the fire department saying that you are "stuck in a stone vulva." That would be really embarrassing for you. The student who learned a hard lesson in proper lubrication had to be rescued by 22 firemen?who drove in on five firetrucks flanked by a number of paramedics?and who did not need any tools or implements to free the man. They just used the "pull out" method. Erick Guzman, a witness to this dare gone wrong, said that the man freed from the giant, marble vagina was just trying to take a picture of himself inside it. "The fire department was not really amused, and he was really embarrassed," Guzman said. The sculpture has been on the campus for 13 years and was commissioned for $173,000 from Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara. It is called "Pi-Chacan," which roughly translates to "making love" in English. Source: Gawker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeChipshop Member Posted June 23, 2014 Member Share Posted June 23, 2014 On the front page this was trunciated to "American Exchange Student Pulled Out of Giant...". Oh how i giggled. Then i cam here and found the last two words were "German Vagina"... made my day. HellboundIRL 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xahid Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 why in the world they create such nonsense things ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddman Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 Two things I got out of this: 1. too bad he didn't get to win the darwin award. 2. too bad the pieces of walking feces who dared him to do it and didn't bother to help afterwards weren't dragged to the wall and shot in the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Montage Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 why in the world they create such nonsense things ? Art, maybe you haven't heard of it. And before anyone pipes up trying to declare what art is or is not - if you even think you can make such definitions, you clearly don't understand art. As for the article: Don't be a douchebag, should have been fined for the cost! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charisma Veteran Posted June 23, 2014 Veteran Share Posted June 23, 2014 The student who learned a hard lesson in proper lubrication had to be rescued by 22 firemen?who drove in on five firetrucks flanked by a number of paramedics?and who did not need any tools or implements to free the man. They just used the "pull out" method. :laugh: :rofl: :laugh: :rofl: :laugh: :rofl: Roger H. 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawkMan Posted June 23, 2014 Share Posted June 23, 2014 I think the artist is a virgin, without internet and porn mags must be illegal in Peru. He seems to have lacked reference :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
compl3x Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 This is what happens when you don't have comprehensive sex-ed classes. They cover "don't crawl inside giant vaginas" on day one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerino Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 hmmm.... am I the only one who thought of Fez? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xrobwx71 Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Two things I got out of this: 1. too bad he didn't get to win the darwin award. 2. too bad the pieces of walking feces who dared him to do it and didn't bother to help afterwards weren't dragged to the wall and shot in the head. Darwin award? In America we give people like this the Nobel! :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knife Party Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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