joke Signs and notices

[jnelsoninjax]

1. On a ski lift in Taos, NM: "No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted."

2. Official sign near door: "Door Alarmed". Handprinted sign nearby: "Window frightened."

3. Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus (translation of the Greek): "Caution: Road Slippery from Grapejuice."

4. A sign advertising a Company wide skiing race: "Let's see who can go downhill the fastest."

5. Sign in King's Canyon in California. "Slow Parking Ahead."

6. A billboard seen next to the highway, traveling from Johannesburg International Airport into town. An Ad for BMW showing a photo of a BMW 328i convertible with the roof and all the windows down. The caption reads: "Our hardware runs better without windows!!!"

7. Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several years ago: Restrooms to the left. Please wait for the hostess to seat you.

8. Seen in a health food store: "Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot."

9. "Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense."

10. I went to a little hole in the wall restaurant. The sign read: "Women are not served here. You have to bring your own."

[kjordan2001]

10 / 10 warwagons.