webeagle12 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Something's up in Portland, Oregon. Hundreds of phallic-shaped sex toys have been seen hanging in recent days from power lines across the city, provoking laughter, blushing and lots of photos from passersby. The large white and bright orange dildos appear to have been strung together in pairs, and have prompted numerous reports to the Portland Office of Neighborhood Involvement, department spokeswoman Lisa Leddy said Monday. A spokesman for public utility Portland General Electric said he did not believe the anatomically correct rubber replicas of male genitalia posed a fire hazard. In online forums, Portlanders posted photos of dildos swaying in the wind above a number of major commercial streets, and speculated about their origins. On the Reddit page r/Portland dedicated to community issues and lifestyle trends, one user floated a theory that a shipment of faulty adult toys was at the center of the racy mystery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DConnell Member Posted July 16, 2015 Member Share Posted July 16, 2015 So this is the racy version of the "sneakers on the powerline" thing that kids have done for decades? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neufuse Veteran Posted July 16, 2015 Veteran Share Posted July 16, 2015 if you find a dildo in the street don't use it....... gee really? The Evil Overlord and simplezz 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PsYcHoKiLLa Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Not surprised, if you touch those power lines you're f****d +E.Worm Jimmy, The Evil Overlord and MikeChipshop 3 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaP Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Not surprised, if you touch those power lines you're f****d So now if you touch the power line you're double ******* ? The Evil Overlord 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neufuse Veteran Posted July 16, 2015 Veteran Share Posted July 16, 2015 Not surprised, if you touch those power lines you're f****d Most power lines in the USA are insulated, usually only high tension lines or high voltage transmission lines are not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawkMan Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Most power lines in the USA are insulated, usually only high tension lines or high voltage transmission lines are not Doesn't matter, you need to touch the line AND the ground or two lines. Both options are usually made to be hard enough to be impossible, you know besides the barrier of getting up there in the first place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Overlord Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Guess that's one way to achieve a shuddering orgasm... Shocking! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doli Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 The best part: Fire officials in Portland say the rubber genitals do not pose risk to public safety Elliot B. 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scirwode Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Well, that's shocking . Scirwode Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neufuse Veteran Posted July 17, 2015 Veteran Share Posted July 17, 2015 Doesn't matter, you need to touch the line AND the ground or two lines. Both options are usually made to be hard enough to be impossible, you know besides the barrier of getting up there in the first place we are talking about the potential for someone trying to get said objects down from the ground, the possibility of being grounded would be high... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeChipshop Member Posted July 17, 2015 Member Share Posted July 17, 2015 So this is the racy version of the "sneakers on the powerline" thing that kids have done for decades? Most of those kids are adults now. They just 'upgraded'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farchord Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 You really gotta have some balls to put those up there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neufuse Veteran Posted July 17, 2015 Veteran Share Posted July 17, 2015 You really gotta have some balls to put those up there.... or have a big one..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noir Angel Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liana Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 So that's where all my toys went! That was one crazy party the other night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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