joke Points to Ponder

[jnelsoninjax]

• 1. Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
  
  2. If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?
  
  3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
  
  4. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
  
  5. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
  
  6. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  
  7. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  
  8. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
  
  9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
  
  10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
  
  11. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

[remixedcat]

are you pondering a rosa cuz i want some STEAK!

[+Warwagon MVC]

Why do people say, I slept like a baby! ...Babies don't sleep very well they wake up throughout the night.

What people should say is "I didn't sleep like a baby" or "I slept like a 6 month old baby!"

[MikeChipshop Member]

Why do people say, I slept like a baby! ...Babies don't sleep very well they wake up throughout the night.

What people should say is "I didn't sleep like a baby" or "I slept like a 6 month old baby!"

Should be "I slept like a teenager last night".