jnelsoninjax Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Dear Boss, I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and a health plan that most people can only dream about. Despite this I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position. During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient. In addition I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job. Oh yeah, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember that you have no choice in the matter. I can and will do this. Sincerely, Every Senator or Congressman running for President. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panacik Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 *cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Lyle Global Moderator Posted October 27, 2008 Global Moderator Share Posted October 27, 2008 it's true, but not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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