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Roses Are Red

Started by jnelsoninjax , Aug 11 2012 02:03
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#1 jnelsoninjax

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 02:03

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#2 tuckeratlarge

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 11:36

Err...OK.......Anyway..

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
And they got them from Marks and Spencers.

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 11:42

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 11:45

Haha, lighten up people!

I saw this yesterday on 9gag, funny :)

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 13:19

LOL, I just did it to my GF. And here is her reply.. lol (Jag älskar dig means I love you)

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 13:34

Roses are red, violets are blue
Garbage is dumped and so are you :D

#7 PsYcHoKiLLa

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 13:38

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
They all grow in manure, and so smell of poo :)

#8 Victor Rambo

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 15:24

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#9 Titoist

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 15:39

Roses are red,
Lemons are sour.
Spread your legs,
and give me an hour.

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Posted 11 August 2012 - 15:47

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Welcome to Dumpsville
Population you

#11 DKAngel

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Posted 13 August 2012 - 14:55

rose are red
spinach is green
now open your legs
and ill fill it with cream!

the roses have floured the violets are dead , now so and so can sit on my head

#12 *RedBull*

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Posted 14 August 2012 - 06:09

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^^ FTW!!! LOL (if you're drunk at at bar with a drunk hoe it might work!)

my attempt:

Rose is all red
Violets a hoe
Her friend spreads her legs
as you take in the show

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Posted 14 August 2012 - 06:23

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
The OP wasn't funny
and neither are you

#14 HEKTIK

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Posted 14 August 2012 - 06:29

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm spanking my monkey
And thinking of YOU!

#15 *RedBull*

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 05:05

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
The OP wasn't funny
and neither are you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
"I"m not funny?"
and neither are you
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