joke The Stork Family

[jnelsoninjax]

Once upon a time there was a stork family - Daddy stork, Mummy stork and baby stork. One evening Daddy stork didn't show up for dinner. Mummy stork and baby stork left the food out for him but he didn't come home at all that night. When Daddy stork finally did come home the next day, baby stork asked "Daddy stork, where were you last night?"

"Out making a young couple very happy," replied Daddy stork.

Several weeks later, Mummy stork was late for dinner. Baby stork and Daddy stork waited a while, and then gave up and ordered pizza. Mummy stork didn't come home until late the next morning. When Mummy stork did come in, baby stork asked "Mummy stork, where were you last night?"

"Out making a young couple very happy," replied Mummy stork.

Later in the Autumn, baby stork was late for dinner. Daddy stork and Mummy stork were worried. Their anxiety increased when baby stork still wasn't home by sunset. They both waited up late for baby stork but he didn't come in until early in the morning. His feathers were rumpled and unkempt. Daddy stork barked, "Where the hell were you, baby stork?" as his tired son dragged himself over the threshold.

"Out scaring the living daylights out of college students," replied baby stork.

[Phouchg]

Ha! Took me a while before I remembered what storks are all about :D

[Alwaysonacoffebreak]

What's a stork? :huh:

[JoeC]