joke Enchanted Snake

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One day, a cowboy riding along a mountain trail came upon a rattlesnake and he quickly drew his gun to shoot it.

"Hold on there, partner," hissed the snake, "don't shoot. I'm an enchanted rattlesnake, and if you let me go, I'll give you any three wishes you want."

"OK." said the cowboy, "First, I'd like to have a face like George Clooney. Second, I'd like a build like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Third, I'd like sexual equipment like this horse I'm riding."

The rattlesnake said, "All right, when you get back to camp you'll have all three wishes."

Back at camp, the cowbow examined himself in a mirror. Staring back at him was the face of George Clooney.

He ripped off his shirt to reveal bulging, rippling muscles, just like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Really excited now, he tore off his pants, looked at his crotch and shouted, "Oh no! I was riding the mare!"