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Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performances as lovers.

The first woman says "My Husband works as a marriage counselor, he always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. I like that."

The second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic, he likes to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kinda like that."

The third woman just shakes her head and says, "My husband works for Microsoft.

He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when I get it."

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Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performances as lovers.

The first woman says "My Husband works as a marriage counselor, he always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. I like that."

The second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic, he likes to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kinda like that."

The third woman just shakes her head and says, "My husband works for Apple, he just constantly screws up and then tells me I'm doing it wrong."

Apologies if it's Warwagon-bad.

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Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performances as lovers.

The first woman says "My Husband works as a marriage counselor, he always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. I like that."

The second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic, he likes to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kinda like that."

The third woman just shakes her head and says, "My husband works for Microsoft.

He boots-up in just 8 seconds."

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The 00's called, they want their 90's called joke back. Sheesh, touchy. I'll move along before there's any more drama..

Max, it's all good. I was just joking with you. :)

Creative on the 00's there.

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Utter rubbish.

For this to work, you'll have to come up with some sort of complaint, or characteristic, universally associated with microsoft.

I suppose 10 years ago, you might have been able to try and incorporate a BSOD into the punchline. Still wouldn't be worth telling.

My husband shouts the word "developers" with each thrust.....

not much better.

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Utter rubbish.

For this to work, you'll have to come up with some sort of complaint, or characteristic, universally associated with microsoft.

I suppose 10 years ago, you might have been able to try and incorporate a BSOD into the punchline. Still wouldn't be worth telling.

My husband shouts the word "developers" with each thrust.....

not much better.

I bet that turns you on.... :rolleyes:

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