funny Sasha Obama Asks Father Why He Was Acting Like Such A ***** During Debate

[IntegralDerivative]

DENVER?Following last night?s nationally televised presidential debate, President Barack Obama?s 11-year-old daughter Sasha reportedly asked her father why he was ?acting like such a goddamned ***** up there.? ?Daddy, how come you were being such a little bitch?? asked the sixth-grader, who told the president she was ?genuinely worried? that maybe somebody had ?cut Daddy?s balls off? right before he took the stage. ?What happened, Dad? Were you on your period or something? Maybe the next time you?re in front of the entire country for an hour and a half you should try not letting another man spank you on the ass like that.? Sources added that Obama?s youngest daughter then offered to help the president go ?look for [his] dick, because apparently it?s gone missing.?

[vcfan]

very juvenile,and its not even funny.

[spenser.d]

Onion article, goes in J&FS.

[Roger H. Veteran]

Onion article, goes in J&FS.

Correct! (Y)

Moved to Jokes & Funny Stuff

[Astra.Xtreme]

What the hell? :huh:

[stevember]

Does anyone including Republicans actually find this funny?

[3Cube]

I will give it a 1 out of 10 just because I clicked on the topic. Your maturity level is pretty sad.

[tsupersonic]

Relax guys, it's the Onion!

[Mystic Mungis]

In other news I farted and it smelled of egg, I haven't eaten egg today.

developing

[The Guvnor]

OMFG, Did it really happen or did it really happen?

[Growled Member]

Once again the Onion fails to amuse.

[fintechfooty]

Do not worry, Obama will destroy in the next debate. If he does not, he should be ashamed of being president of the Harvard Law Review.

[*RedBull*]

Yeah this a poor attempt at a joke.

[Cute James]

Yeah this a poor attempt at a joke.

Pot, meet kettle.

[aviator189]

this is the stupidest post I've ever had the misfortune in reading.

[Japlabot]

This is the worst The Onion joke that they have ever made, not the worst because it's offensive, the worst because it is just plain stupid and not even funny

[*RedBull*]

Pot, meet kettle.

I guess cute means sarcastic. Cause I've not stooped to making that kind of joke. ;)