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Sasha Obama Asks Father Why He Was Acting Like Such A ***** During Debate

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IntegralDerivative    60

DENVER?Following last night?s nationally televised presidential debate, President Barack Obama?s 11-year-old daughter Sasha reportedly asked her father why he was ?acting like such a goddamned ***** up there.? ?Daddy, how come you were being such a little bitch?? asked the sixth-grader, who told the president she was ?genuinely worried? that maybe somebody had ?cut Daddy?s balls off? right before he took the stage. ?What happened, Dad? Were you on your period or something? Maybe the next time you?re in front of the entire country for an hour and a half you should try not letting another man spank you on the ass like that.? Sources added that Obama?s youngest daughter then offered to help the president go ?look for [his] dick, because apparently it?s gone missing.?

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vcfan    2,337

very juvenile,and its not even funny.

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spenser.d    1,100

Onion article, goes in J&FS.

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Roger H.    773

Onion article, goes in J&FS.

Correct! (Y)

Moved to Jokes & Funny Stuff

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Astra.Xtreme    2,039

What the hell? :huh:

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stevember    135

Does anyone including Republicans actually find this funny?

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3Cube    0

I will give it a 1 out of 10 just because I clicked on the topic. Your maturity level is pretty sad.

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tsupersonic    1,311

Relax guys, it's the Onion!

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Mystic Mungis    678

In other news I farted and it smelled of egg, I haven't eaten egg today.

developing

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The Guvnor    56

OMFG, Did it really happen or did it really happen?

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Growled    3,880

Once again the Onion fails to amuse.

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suprNOVA    117

Do not worry, Obama will destroy in the next debate. If he does not, he should be ashamed of being president of the Harvard Law Review.

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*RedBull*    608

Yeah this a poor attempt at a joke.

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Cute James    337

Yeah this a poor attempt at a joke.

Pot, meet kettle.

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aviator189    46

this is the stupidest post I've ever had the misfortune in reading.

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Simon-    490

This is the worst The Onion joke that they have ever made, not the worst because it's offensive, the worst because it is just plain stupid and not even funny

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*RedBull*    608

Pot, meet kettle.

I guess cute means sarcastic. Cause I've not stooped to making that kind of joke. ;)

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