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#1 Glassed Silver

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 23:11

Heya!

Anyone else with good developer funny pictures?

I start:

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#2 redvamp128

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 23:34

You forgot the hour later-- box- and the 4 hour later box

Hour later-

Boss asks the guy's "Still compiling"

the guys are eating their lunch - and reply



"Nah - Debugging"

Then the final box....

Four hours later-

You guys done yet? boss asks

then guys are in hammocks and reply-

"nope... installing" (or testing)

#3 +Asik

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Posted 05 October 2012 - 23:49

There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

#4 redvamp128

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Posted 06 October 2012 - 00:00

View PostDr_Asik, on 05 October 2012 - 23:49, said:

There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Should be followed up with the question..
Are you a one or a zero?


#5 moloko

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Posted 06 October 2012 - 07:37

We had that excuse at work. The servers are doing back up right now. Just waiting on it :D

#6 rfirth

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Posted 06 October 2012 - 07:54

Amateur programmers think there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte; Real programmers think there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.

One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

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#7 Aethec

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Posted 06 October 2012 - 08:17

View PostDr_Asik, on 05 October 2012 - 23:49, said:

There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
And those who understand Gray code ;)

#8 FightAndLive

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Posted 06 October 2012 - 08:41

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#9 +Phouchg

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Posted 06 October 2012 - 11:34

View PostDr_Asik, on 05 October 2012 - 23:49, said:

There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
There are 10 types of people: those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those, who thought this was a joke about binary :)


Some more of my favorites:

One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
- Robert Firth

Software is a gas; it expands to fill its container.
– Nathan Myhrvold

Programmers don't die, they just GO SUB without RETURN.
– ?

#10 +Phouchg

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Posted 06 October 2012 - 12:08

View PostFightAndLive, on 06 October 2012 - 08:41, said:


And, of course, Dilbert:

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and obligatory xkcd:

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#11 Simon-

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Posted 06 October 2012 - 13:01

Phouchg you posted two jokes already posted in the same thread, which is still on the first page, what the hell is wrong with you.

#12 Tom

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Posted 06 October 2012 - 14:31

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#

#13 +Phouchg

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Posted 06 October 2012 - 16:16

View PostSimon-, on 06 October 2012 - 13:01, said:

Phouchg you posted two jokes already posted in the same thread, which is still on the first page, what the hell is wrong with you.
Postponed reading the thread carefully before posting my crap, that's what. Do you have to be such a in your every post lately.

#14 Ambroos

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Posted 14 October 2012 - 00:30

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#15 OP Glassed Silver

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Posted 14 October 2012 - 00:35

View PostAmbroos, on 14 October 2012 - 00:30, said:

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Oh sh*t, I know that feeling! :laugh:

Horrible situation...

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