pic Developer Jokes

[Glassed Silver]

Heya!

Anyone else with good developer funny pictures?

I start:

Glassed Silver:mac

[redvamp128]

You forgot the hour later-- box- and the 4 hour later box

Hour later-

Boss asks the guy's "Still compiling"

the guys are eating their lunch - and reply

"Nah - Debugging"

Then the final box....

Four hours later-

You guys done yet? boss asks

then guys are in hammocks and reply-

"nope... installing" (or testing)

[Andre S. Veteran]

There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

[redvamp128]

There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Should be followed up with the question..

Are you a one or a zero?[/CODE]

[/b][/i]

[moloko]

We had that excuse at work. The servers are doing back up right now. Just waiting on it :D

[rfirth]

Amateur programmers think there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte; Real programmers think there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.

One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

[Aethec]

There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

And those who understand Gray code ;)

[FightAndLive]

[Phouchg]

There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

There are 10 types of people: those who understand ternary, those who don't, and those, who thought this was a joke about binary :)

Some more of my favorites:

One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

- Robert Firth

Software is a gas; it expands to fill its container.

? Nathan Myhrvold

Programmers don't die, they just GO SUB without RETURN.

? ?

[Phouchg]

And, of course, Dilbert:

and obligatory xkcd:

[Japlabot]

Phouchg you posted two jokes already posted in the same thread, which is still on the first page, what the hell is wrong with you.

[Tom]

Why do Java programmers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#

[Phouchg]

Phouchg you posted two jokes already posted in the same thread, which is still on the first page, what the hell is wrong with you.

Postponed reading the thread carefully before posting my crap, that's what. Do you have to be such a in your every post lately.

[Ambroos]

[Glassed Silver]

Oh sh*t, I know that feeling! :laugh:

Horrible situation...

Glassed Silver:mac

[FightAndLive]

[remixedcat]

[FightAndLive]

[firey]

Oh sh*t, I know that feeling! :laugh:

Horrible situation...

Glassed Silver:mac

See, I hate when it's the exact same thing except there is a second post by the same person saying:

"Never mind, fixed it." With no explaination of how in the **** they fixed it.

[wrack]

No pics but a quote.

"God Is Real (Unless Declared Integer)"

[*RedBull*]

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Developers...Developers...Developers... now i WiLL have nightmares! :argh: