How Does Your Breed of Dog Change a Light Bulb?

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How Does Your Breed of Dog Change a Light Bulb?

GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

BORDER COLLIE: I can do it just as quickly and efficiently as any human can. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

ROTTWEILER: Make me.

LABRADOR: Oh, me, me!! Puhleeez let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

NEWFOUNDLAND: Let the Border Collie do it and then you can feed me while he's busy.

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

POODLE: I'll just blow into the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. And by the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

DOBERMAN PINSCHER: Change it?? While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

IRISH SETTER: Huh?

BOXER: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...

MASTIFF: We Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

POINTER: I see it, the light bulb, there it is, there it is, right there....

GREYHOUND: If it isn't moving, who cares?

AUSTRALIAN CATTLE DOG: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....

OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb. Maybe if you just trim the hair over my eyes a bit...

HOUND DOG: Zzzzzzzzzz...

CAT: Cats don't change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So how long will it be before I can expect light?

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