15 Absolutely Ridiculous Print Ads


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WARNING: None of these print ads were approved by Don Draper. They?re just straight up insane pleas for your attention. I doubt any of these (mostly disturbing) ads are going to get any of us to have a sudden hankering for a McDonald?s shake, or suddenly see beer as an adorable choice of beverage, but I?ll let you be the judge. (I am, however, considering converting to Ice Creamism.)

A Finnish milk ad:

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I think they?re supposed to be udders. I don?t think this will bring all the boys to the yard:

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This just makes me want those puppies!:

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Are the noodles hallucinogenic? That?s what I?m getting from this:

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So it?s not a print ad. It?s just a really f***ed up (fake) product with picture:

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Subtle, BK:

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This is for condoms. This is also gross:

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The most interesting idiotic man in the world. ?I don?t always smoke, but when I do??:

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I can hear Susan B. Anthony crying:

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This is for ice cream. Ice cream + religion = ICE CREAMISM:

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The post office is getting desperate. Creepy desperate:

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Oh, come on. We all put on a bit overtime:

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SO WEAR OUR PANTS, STUPID!:

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Oh this is good. Because I like my chicken to relax a little before I tear it apart with my mouth:

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Okay, yeah, I?ll buy your car ? but only if you promise me I?ll never have to see this image again:

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http://www.pophangov...lous-print-ads/

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Yeah some of these are great, the condom ad is one of the best so is the second last one with the chicken.

Thongies make no sense. When a baby ****s it gets EVERYWHERE in that diaper. Several time I think my daughter **** more than her weight with that diaper getting super saggin

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