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Started by Ice_Blue, Nov 10 2012 04:45 pic

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#1 Ice_Blue

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 04:45

...is hard to do.

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#2 firey

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 04:50

I couldn't do it.

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 05:00

If you cannot break up with her, ever, you will only be marrying her tits!

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 05:05

View Postsanke1, on 10 November 2012 - 05:00, said:

If you cannot break up with her, ever, you will only be marrying her tits!

I wish she was my GF.

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 05:24

Woah!

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 05:28

Why bro .. why .....

#7 Simon-

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 06:04

Been in that situation. Couldn't do it. Now we're getting married :D. True.

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 06:29

I know something else that is hard...

#9 JaredFrost

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 06:44

I don't know, if she was annoying and I didn't like her, I could break up with her in a second.

#10 linsook

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 06:46

sagging down to her stomach or what?

#11 pes2013

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 06:49

Easy: Nail her and the next morning break up with her.


(BTW, I almost posted this without knowing it was in the jokes section :p )

#12 +sanke1

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 15:26

Yeah. I too noticed the jokes section. But advice is advice regardless the joke :rofl:

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 15:29

Horrible sneer on her face :o

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 15:49

Nowadays feminine anatomy: More boobs per cm2 included!

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Posted 10 November 2012 - 15:53

You're supposed to break up using text messages these days.
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