Breaking up with her...

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meh.. you could do it if she cheated on you.. lol trust me

I dated a 10/10 for a while, she cheated on me, gave her a second chance.. cheated on me again.. broke up with her.. TO THIS DAY I still have friends asking me why I broke up with her.. some people just don't get it lol

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Colin McGregor

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you would hit that.. tell your friends? maybe?

of course. I've screwed much much much much worse. I just wouldn't start a relationship. What does sex have to do with relationships lol. If I dated her it wouldn't last long because of her uneven face. I'm the type of person that says what I'm thinking and answers every question truthfully. I tell them a dress makes them look fat if it in fact does so it would end pretty quick.

Plus look at the shape of her cleavage, anyone that has seen more then one set of boobs can see that once you take that bra off they sag

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*RedBull*

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Needless to say I'd hit it. But I can't see the pic, so it's like a blind date.

My formula for hitting when I was younger: female + willing + opportunity = score!!

Pretty, petite, shorter than me, dark hair, smells good, nice personalty, good sized boobs, smart, younger, really into me.....all icing on the cake.

The formula is basically unchanged.

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HawkMan

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Needless to say I'd hit it. But I can't see the pic, so it's like a blind date.

My formula for hitting when I was younger: female + willing + opportunity = score!!

Pretty, petite, shorter than me, dark hair, smells good, nice personalty, good sized boobs, smart, younger, really into me.....all icing on the cake.

The formula is basically unchanged.

I notice that human and age are not factors you deem important :p

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