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The priest in a small Irish village loved the **** and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the **** went missing! The priest knew that **** fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.
During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a ****?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wa
sn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a ****?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a **** that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY ****?"
All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up ;~)
