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#1 tajul

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Posted 23 December 2012 - 21:57

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared,'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!

*The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile,

'Well, little lady, why don't you go give it a try?'

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.

He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.

Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the gator.

Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration ....

"Sonofabitch!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"


#2 Dushmany

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Posted 24 December 2012 - 07:58

lol

#3 moloko

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Posted 24 December 2012 - 14:41

HAHAHAHAHA

#4 *RedBull*

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Posted 29 December 2012 - 07:41

LoL

#5 vetAndrew Lyle

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Posted 29 December 2012 - 16:07

Hahaha

#6 osuwildlifer

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 00:29

Didn't see that comin... hilarious!

#7 wrack

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 11:11

ROFL :)

#8 Mikeffer

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 12:02

Hahaha i liked that one, cheers mate :D

#9 mensi01

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Posted 18 January 2013 - 12:26

lol :D very funny :)