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tajul    1,907

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared,'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!

*The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile,

'Well, little lady, why don't you go give it a try?'

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.

He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank.

Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the gator.

Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration ....

"Sonofabitch!! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!"

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+The Evil Overlord    17,413

lol

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moloko    185

HAHAHAHAHA

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*RedBull*    608

LoL

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Andrew Lyle    335

Hahaha

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BeerFan    280

Didn't see that comin... hilarious!

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wrack    320

ROFL :)

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MikeChipshop    3,284

Hahaha i liked that one, cheers mate :D

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mensi01    0

lol :D very funny :)

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