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Me and my recliner...

We go way back. :D
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You wanna know what really heats my blood pumping?
My heart :p
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Wanna know what's really funny? One time we went to Paris and spent several nights in a fancy hotel. It had 2 toilets in it. Our first night there I woke up at 0200 to go to the bathroom and didn't turn the light on, because I didn't want to wake my family. I sat down on the toilet, which was kind of low and did my business. Well I have a habit of flushing before I get up, to prevent a huge stink. Anyways, I flushed and well I woke up the entire hotel. The toilet I sat on wasn't a toilet, it was a bidet! LMFAO!!!!!!!

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You know what brightens my day? A light.
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You want to know how I feel?
A series of nerve endings send an electrical impulse to my brain.
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You know what gets under my skin? Scabies :o
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You know the way to my heart ?

a radial saw

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Wanna know what takes me back?
My memories.
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^ that's like my recliner and me. :p

[quote name='Hum' timestamp='1359246201' post='595481946']
You know the way to my heart ?

a radial saw
[/quote]

You're not that guy in the movie ....:o

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Wanna know something REALLY stupid?
A lack of common sense

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