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#1 Ice_Blue

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 18:00

1. I’m no relationship scientist but I think men prefer girls who make their dck hard, not their life

2. I hate porn that develops too much story line. I actually watched till the end and forgot to masturbate.

3. I just tried drinking orange juice with pulp in it and I finally understand why women don’t like to swallow…


#2 Aheer.R.S.

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Posted 27 January 2013 - 09:27

lol
Number 2. I've done that

#3 Bubblex

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 12:45

:D

#4 Nick H.

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 12:51

There are storylines in porn?

#5 Jason S.

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 13:22

well put. bravo. :D

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 14:46

If your semen is like Orange juice with pulp then please go to the doctors :laugh:

(or a different supermarket!)

#7 moloko

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 17:13

If your semen is like Orange juice with pulp then please go to the doctors :laugh:

(or a different supermarket!)


HAHAHAHA or let your SO snowball you.

#8 MarkusDarkus

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 17:15

If your semen is like Orange juice with pulp then please go to the doctors :laugh:

(or a different supermarket!)


OMG! :rofl: :rofl: :laugh: :rofl: :rofl:

#9 shakey

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 17:17

If your semen is like Orange juice with pulp then please go to the doctors :laugh:

(or a different supermarket!)


If you drink enough OJ or Pineapple juice, you can at least get it to start "almost" tasting like it... so I've heard. :p

#10 Luc2k

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 17:22

If you drink enough OJ or Pineapple juice, you can at least get it to start "almost" tasting like it... so I've heard. :p


ABORT! ABORT!