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#16 Richteralan

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 01:06

I'd be in trouble... I clog toilets up like it's my business :p

Well the thing is, human waste and toilet paper are water soluble. So if your feces is compacted in your colon before you defecate, it will still dissolve, but takes longer time.

Those pads are not water soluble, and they EXPAND like ****(not that **** will expand)! That's why the pipe broke.


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Posted 29 January 2013 - 01:15

Unfortunately, they've shown that at least a few of them can't be trusted with it (with toilet paper. seriously.), that's always how it goes, a few bad apples ruin it for everyone. The school had to do what they had to do, I guess. It's amazing how stupid some people are.


You know, if the kids really want to get their toilet paper back, they could just tell on those few that were doing it. Or they can keep having to sign for it. Their choice.

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 02:02

^ or bring in large leaves.

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 02:06

^ or bring in large leaves.

I doubt PA has many broad-leave tree. Let's just hope the high-schoolers don't bring conifers for that purpose.

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 02:06

^ or bring in large leaves.


Just make sure it ain't poison first.

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 02:07

reminds me of a certain south park episode..

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 10:08

TO PROVE YOU'RE A MAN YOU MUST WIPE WITH YOUR HAAAAAAAND!!!!

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 10:50

TO PROVE YOU'RE A MAN YOU MUST WIPE WITH YOUR HAAAAAAAND!!!!

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 14:08

This was also the case when i was in High School, pathetic and embarrassing.

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Posted 31 January 2013 - 02:29

TO PROVE YOU'RE A MAN YOU MUST WIPE WITH YOUR HAAAAAAAND!!!!


I shall forever remain a boy, I'm afraid.