joke Incorrect emergency response

[Ice_Blue]

An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has been dismissed from her job, much to the dismay of colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with her treatment. It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a mobile phone stating:

"I am depressed and lying here on a railway track. I am waiting for the train to come so I can finally meet Jesus."

Apparently "remain calm and stay on the line" was not considered to be an appropriate or correct response...

[MidnightDevil]

It's like a guy wants to commit suicide by hanging and posts his depression on facebook.. apparently his friends replied something like..

.. "hang in there...

&

.. "keep the chin up..."