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Motoko., 13 Jul 2013
Posted 13 Jul 2013
Posted 14 Jul 2013
Morgan Freeman doesn't have sex, when he smiles a baby just appears in a field of kittens.. LOL
The only reason that you're alive right now is because Morgan Freeman is narrating your life, as he does for billions of others each day.
And, when you have a bout of diarrhea, Morgan Freeman narrates it so you appear noble, at the mercy of nature, and a taco.
Morgan Freeman can't be cloned, because that would require Unicorn tears.
Earthquakes are merely nature having an orgasm when she listens to 'March of the Penguins'
Just good stuff. . .
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