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Posted 14 July 2013 - 03:14
Posted 14 July 2013 - 03:39
The only reason that you're alive right now is because Morgan Freeman is narrating your life, as he does for billions of others each day.
And, when you have a bout of diarrhea, Morgan Freeman narrates it so you appear noble, at the mercy of nature, and a taco.
Morgan Freeman can't be cloned, because that would require Unicorn tears.
Earthquakes are merely nature having an orgasm when she listens to 'March of the Penguins'