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#1 Motoko.

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Posted 13 July 2013 - 20:01




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Posted 14 July 2013 - 03:14

Morgan Freeman doesn't have sex, when he smiles a baby just appears in a field of kittens.. LOL

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Posted 14 July 2013 - 03:39


Hilarious!

The only reason that you're alive right now is because Morgan Freeman is narrating your life, as he does for billions of others each day.

 

And, when you have a bout of diarrhea, Morgan Freeman narrates it so you appear noble, at the mercy of nature, and a taco.


Morgan Freeman can't be cloned, because that would require Unicorn tears.


Earthquakes are merely nature having an orgasm when she listens to 'March of the Penguins'



#4 Pam14160

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Posted 14 July 2013 - 04:26

Just good stuff. . . :rofl: