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St. Mom's Wort ? Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours. 

Empty Nestrogen ? Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait til they moved out. 

Peptobimbo ? Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting. 

Dumerol ? When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing enjoyment of country western music. 

Flipitor ? Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. 

Antiboyotics ? When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.