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#1 webeagle12

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Posted 18 August 2014 - 19:32

CEDAR PARK, TX --
A central Texas woman apparently wanted to apologize to her boyfriend, but in order to do so, she found herself under arrest -- on purpose.

Police in Cedar Park, Texas, say Alicia Walicke, 22, stole a bottle of MD 20/20 from a gas station on Wednesday in order to see her boyfriend, who was already in jail.

Court documents state that when officers arrived to the scene of the crime, they found Walicke sitting next to a gas station, drinking a $3.99 bottle of fortified wine.

When questioned, Walicke reported replied, "I stole the bottle of MD so I could be arrested and see my boyfriend at Williamson County Jail."

Walicke said her boyfriend was arrested earlier that evening and it was her fault so she wanted to make things right and go to jail, the arrest affidavit says. She's charged with theft, a class B misdemeanor.
 
http://abc13.com/new...in-jail/264186/


#2 Nick H.

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Posted 18 August 2014 - 19:36

Well she seems to be a couple short of a case. She couldn't have just gone and explained to the police?

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Posted 18 August 2014 - 19:38

Walicke said her boyfriend was arrested earlier that evening and it was her fault so she wanted to make things right and go to jail

 

The details are non-existent so I'm gonna take a guess:

 

He hit her, she called the police, and now she feels guilty that he's in jail.

 

Dumb-dumb-dumb...



#4 compl3x

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Posted 18 August 2014 - 23:47

 

 

He hit her, she called the police, and now she feels guilty that he's in jail.

 

 

 

Reminds me of that Bill Hicks bit:

 

 

"He didn't mean to hit me officer! He didn't mean to hit me! He's a good man, don't take him away! I fell asleep in the drive way and he ran over my head with the truck! He's a good man, he don't mean no harm! He's passed out under the trailer right now with his dog Scooter!"



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Posted 19 August 2014 - 07:46

Hasn't she heard of cheating ....