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Acronyms....

Started by wazat, Oct 21 2001 05:43 joke

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#6646 redvamp128

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 05:30

Everyone Needs one used grey hat

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Posted 22 September 2012 - 02:11

Needs -> New eccentric entrepreneurs don't settle.

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Posted 26 September 2012 - 17:03

eccentric = Even crudely carved Eskimo native toys, result in cash.

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Posted 26 September 2012 - 20:04

Native -> Noah almost tripped into vulture excrementations

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Posted 29 September 2012 - 21:38

Noah -> Neglecting opportunities always hurt

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Posted 14 October 2012 - 09:44

Neglecting - Not everyone gets left eating carrots, they instead nibble grapes.

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Posted 14 October 2012 - 09:53

carrots - Crickey after returning recently, overjoyed, this survived.

Wow cannot believe that after nearly 11 years that this topic is still going. I have been away for far too long. Thank you to all who kept it going so long. Coooooool.

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 12:45

overjoyed

Oxymorons vanish every rabble-rousing January or year end, dinchaknow?

oxymorons

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Posted 11 January 2013 - 18:03

Oxymorons = ​Originally, X-Rays yielded more observable radiation, often not safe.

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Posted 11 January 2013 - 22:13

Observable -> Our bloody servers exploded really violently, also backup laptops evaporated

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Posted 08 February 2013 - 18:18

Server = Surprisingly even Reverends view Erotica regularly.

#6657 +Phouchg

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 17:16

Reverends -> Rarely endings vary, every round ends never dripping sand.

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 17:22

View PostPhouchg, on 11 February 2013 - 17:16, said:

Reverends -> Rarely endings vary, every round ends never dripping sand.

Didn't Realise I'd Posted Posts In Neowins Game

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 18:06

Neowins = News editors only write improper news stories.

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 19:20

That they do, indeed :laugh:

Improper -> "In my private room!" old prevert exclaimed repeatedly
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