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wazat

A word is posted as an Acronym and the letters have to used to make up a sentance.

eg. SHOW = Signature Harbour Only Words

The way this works. Mark one of the words in the sentance as above using the bold tag. This word will then be used for the following Acronym.

So here goes. Give your sentence and then put down your new word for the next guy to work out. Please try and make a legible sentance out of the word too.

First word.....

SIGNATURE - Make up a sentance here

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shied

i have a good one for that but with my luck I'd probably get in trouble for it :D

oh well I'm off to bed anyways

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kintamanate

Whats IMO?

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wazat

SIGNATURE = Suddely I Got No Ass, That Usual Rump Expired.

New acronym:

JUNCTION = (Your definition here)

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Ironguy

Sometimes I Get Nasty And Twist Underwear Rapidly Everywhere:S

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Ironguy

JUNCTION

Just under nine conjugal times in one noontime:P

Now: BLIZZARD

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wazat

BLIZZARD = Belinda Lives In Zurich Zoo And Rides Donkeys

New Acronym - PRECISION

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wazat

PRECISION = Possibly Reported Elswhere, Chinese Is Spoken In Our Neighbourhood

This Thread is going slow lets have some replies.....

New Word:

ENTERTAINMENT = (???)

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YahoKa

Entertainment: Exceptionally new turtles enter reporting turning all incestual newfies menstrating everywhere - NOT THERE!

New acro: GRAPES

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wazat

LOL

GRAPES = Gangster Rappers Are Probably Extremely Stupid

New Acronym:

NOTIFICATION

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Toxicfume

LOL!

but it looks like you guys have a source of these acronyms?

*tsk tsk* :p

anyway, if not..those are quite funny actually :D

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wazat

Haa haa, not sure if the other guys have a source for getting weird Acronyms, mine just come off the top of the head.....

NOTIFICATION - Now Our Time Is Finished, I Can Applaud The Inventors Of Neowin......

That was off the top.... 1 Minute of thinking.

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NEOPOLITAN = (????)

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wazat

NEOPOLITAN = Neowinians Entering Online Probably Only Leech In The Adult Newsgroups....

New Acronym = BUTTERFLY

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wazat

BUTTERFLY = By Using This Thing, Even Really Fearless Ladies Yell !!!

Come on guys is it only me who can come up with these???

KEYBOARD = (????)

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SomeKid

Kinky Enlightening Yuppies Bring Out A Rabid Dog

These are hard!

next acro: ACRONYM

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wazat

ACRONYM = Another Cabbie Ravished Our Necrophliac Yoga Master

New Acro - PRESUMED

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Thecoz

PRESUMED - Partly rancid elephants swim under my enima droppings

new - fracture

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Captain Phatty

finally red ass cracks turn up rather erratically

Acronym: September

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YahoKa

September: Sometimes evil parrots transpire everywhere, mostly behind expert's rants.

NEW ACRO: Antidisestablishmentarianism

HAHAHAH TALK ABOUT HARD!

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wazat

Antidisestablishmentarianism - Although Nobody Tried, I Dived In. Sometimes Experimenting, Sometimes Trying Anything, But Lingering In Some Hard Mental Exam Never Took A Real Interest Anyway... Now, I Submit Mine.

Haaa.... how's that.....???

New Acro - ACCOMMODATION

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SomeKid

Bravo! Clap Clap

ACCOMODATION

Ah... Capcom Comic's omnipotent men ovulate drawings and tether impervious o.b.tampons nicely

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SOMNOLENT

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wazat

SOMNOLENT - Suck On Melons, Not On Lemons, Enjoy Nice ######.

New Acro - ALLOCATION.

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wazat

ALLOCATION = All Ladies Like Oral Comunnication And This Is Old News... Eh????

New Acro - Lunchbox

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Dcrad

LUNCHBOX = Lame uncle nicky chipped his balls over x-rays?

NEW ACRO = FANDANGO

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