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A word is posted as an Acronym and the letters have to used to make up a sentance.

eg. SHOW = Signature Harbour Only Words

The way this works. Mark one of the words in the sentance as above using the bold tag. This word will then be used for the following Acronym.

So here goes. Give your sentence and then put down your new word for the next guy to work out. Please try and make a legible sentance out of the word too.

First word.....

SIGNATURE - Make up a sentance here

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SIGNATURE = Suddely I Got No Ass, That Usual Rump Expired.

New acronym:

JUNCTION = (Your definition here)

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PRECISION = Possibly Reported Elswhere, Chinese Is Spoken In Our Neighbourhood

This Thread is going slow lets have some replies.....

New Word:

ENTERTAINMENT = (???)

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Haa haa, not sure if the other guys have a source for getting weird Acronyms, mine just come off the top of the head.....

NOTIFICATION - Now Our Time Is Finished, I Can Applaud The Inventors Of Neowin......

That was off the top.... 1 Minute of thinking.

New word:

NEOPOLITAN = (????)

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NEOPOLITAN = Neowinians Entering Online Probably Only Leech In The Adult Newsgroups....

New Acronym = BUTTERFLY

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BUTTERFLY = By Using This Thing, Even Really Fearless Ladies Yell !!!

Come on guys is it only me who can come up with these???

KEYBOARD = (????)

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Antidisestablishmentarianism - Although Nobody Tried, I Dived In. Sometimes Experimenting, Sometimes Trying Anything, But Lingering In Some Hard Mental Exam Never Took A Real Interest Anyway... Now, I Submit Mine.

Haaa.... how's that.....???

New Acro - ACCOMMODATION

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ALLOCATION = All Ladies Like Oral Comunnication And This Is Old News... Eh????

New Acro - Lunchbox

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