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Acronyms....

Started by wazat, Oct 21 2001 05:43 joke

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#6631 Thena

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Posted 04 June 2012 - 15:36

Old post but i like acronyms.. KEYBOARD = Karen every year buys Orchids and rarely daffodils.


New word. SURPRISING

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#6632 Gladiatorus

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Posted 09 June 2012 - 04:05

Feathers -> Featuring earthworms at the highest entrepreneurial reality shows.

#6633 firey

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Posted 28 June 2012 - 01:52

entrepreneurial = Even Nymphos try reading erotic pornographic re-issues every November. Even using re-issues is amazingly low.

#6634 +mk1990

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Posted 18 July 2012 - 02:47

November = Neil openly vomits every March but eats rumps

#6635 +Phouchg

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Posted 18 July 2012 - 13:09

Vomits -> Vanadium oxide's modestly irritating toxic substance

#6636 Codez

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Posted 14 September 2012 - 22:21

I'm kinda bad at this...

#6637 Gladiatorus

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Posted 17 September 2012 - 01:43

Let's revive it!

Vanadium -> Vandals and nurses always die in unimagined massacres

#6638 firey

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Posted 17 September 2012 - 03:50

massacres => Most anal sex surprises a cute redheaded exotic stripper.

#6639 +Phouchg

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Posted 17 September 2012 - 19:31

Surprises -> Spatial ultrasonic reverberations produce really interesting, strangely eerie sounds

#6640 Gladiatorus

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Posted 18 September 2012 - 02:25

Ultrasonic -> Unattended liquid transistors rarely attract seasoned orcas, neither incandescent crocodiles. :rofl:

#6641 +Phouchg

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Posted 18 September 2012 - 19:25

Unattended -> Using nicknames all these teenagers execute nefarious, derogatory, evil deeds.

#6642 LeviathanPT

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Posted 19 September 2012 - 19:51

Lesbian - Little enterprise seeks babies in a nursery

#6643 +Phouchg

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Posted 19 September 2012 - 20:01

It must be exceptionally complicated... *ehrm* to follow the pattern this thread has taken last 1000 posts or so, for some reason :huh:

#6644 The-Wyyl

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Posted 19 September 2012 - 20:40

Evil - > Every vice is legitimate

#6645 Gladiatorus

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Posted 20 September 2012 - 04:57

View PostThe-Wyyl, on 19 September 2012 - 20:40, said:

Evil - > Every vice is legitimate

Yeah, but...

Vice -> Vicodin isn't cool enough
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