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#1 Freakz

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Posted 27 March 2005 - 11:23

So heres the deal, at my university on our thursday nights we have a massive night out where buses from the uni take us out to all the pubs and night clubs when were smashed. Think of it as a mini pub crawl i guess..
On every bus theres always some sort of chant going, so i thought it would be cool to post your favourite and your funniest, feel free to make some up too...

heres a few to start us off:

I wish that all the ladies, (all repeat)
Were waves in the ocean, (all repeat)
and i was a surfer, (all repeat)
I'd ride 'em with my motion! (all repeat)

I wish that all the ladies,
Were bells in the tower,
and i was a bell boy,
I'd dong 'em every hour!

I wish that all the ladies,
We're buns on the shelf,
and I was a baker,
I'd cream em all my self!

I wish that all the laides,
We're holes in the road,
and I was a dump truck,
I'd fill em with my load!


#2 dannyscott5

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Posted 27 March 2005 - 11:47

roflmao, there really funny :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I wish that all the ladies,
Were bells in the tower,
and i was a bell boy,
I'd dong 'em every hour!

I wish that all the ladies,
We're buns on the shelf,
and I was a baker,
I'd cream em all my self!
them 2 are the best in my opinion :yes:

#3 Qasim

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Posted 27 March 2005 - 11:54

Nice ones, i like them the best aswell^^

#4 OP Freakz

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Posted 27 March 2005 - 12:41

thanks guys, got any more??

#5 OP Freakz

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Posted 27 March 2005 - 15:31

I wish that all the ladies,
were bricks in a pile,
and i was a mason,
I'd lay em with my style!

#6 Koolslacker

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Posted 27 March 2005 - 15:40

I like them :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

#7 z1ppeh

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Posted 27 March 2005 - 20:58

my sick mind

I wish that all the ladies,
Were criminals with class
cos if i was a copper
id f*** em up the Ass

#8 vetTimmah

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Posted 27 March 2005 - 21:43

I wish that all the ladies,
Were growing in my garden.
Cos when they all got old enough
I'd plant 'em on my hard 'un.

#9 thetman

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Posted 27 March 2005 - 21:47

i dont remember all of it but


*beer in hand*
here's to sister ______, sister ______ (repeat)
she drinks and she ****s and (repeat) (repeat all)

#10 dannyscott5

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Posted 27 March 2005 - 22:20

i dont remember all of it but
*beer in hand*
here's to sister ______, sister ______ (repeat)
she drinks and she ****s and (repeat) (repeat all)

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roflmao, these are realy funny :yes: :rofl:

#11 Valerus

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Posted 27 March 2005 - 22:59

These are nice. (Y)

#12 Elliot B.

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Posted 27 March 2005 - 23:30

lol keep 'em coming...

#13 alucarD_The_Stampede

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 02:12

I wish that all the laides,
We're holes in the road,
and I was a dump truck,
I'd fill em with my load!


LOL i about drown on my cool-aid when i read this one...

#14 mrogers

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Posted 28 March 2005 - 22:01

LOL these are great! Unfortunately I'm not a poet so I can't contribute.

LOL i about drown on my cool-aid when i read this one...

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You're drinking Cool-Aid? Are you old enough for this thread? :D

#15 alucarD_The_Stampede

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Posted 29 March 2005 - 04:56

umm yea, i just dont like drinking cokes cause they turn people into fatasses, and i dont really like regular water, so i drink cool-aid...