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So heres the deal, at my university on our thursday nights we have a massive night out where buses from the uni take us out to all the pubs and night clubs when were smashed. Think of it as a mini pub crawl i guess..
On every bus theres always some sort of chant going, so i thought it would be cool to post your favourite and your funniest, feel free to make some up too...

heres a few to start us off:

I wish that all the ladies, (all repeat)
Were waves in the ocean, (all repeat)
and i was a surfer, (all repeat)
I'd ride 'em with my motion! (all repeat)

I wish that all the ladies,
Were bells in the tower,
and i was a bell boy,
I'd dong 'em every hour!

I wish that all the ladies,
We're buns on the shelf,
and I was a baker,
I'd cream em all my self!

I wish that all the laides,
We're holes in the road,
and I was a dump truck,
I'd fill em with my load!

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roflmao, there really funny :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I wish that all the ladies,
Were bells in the tower,
and i was a bell boy,
I'd dong 'em every hour!

I wish that all the ladies,
We're buns on the shelf,
and I was a baker,
I'd cream em all my self!
them 2 are the best in my opinion :yes:

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Nice ones, i like them the best aswell^^

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thanks guys, got any more??

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I wish that all the ladies,
were bricks in a pile,
and i was a mason,
I'd lay em with my style!

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I like them :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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my sick mind

I wish that all the ladies,
Were criminals with class
cos if i was a copper
id f*** em up the Ass

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I wish that all the ladies,
Were growing in my garden.
Cos when they all got old enough
I'd plant 'em on my hard 'un.
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i dont remember all of it but


*beer in hand*
here's to sister ______, sister ______ (repeat)
she drinks and she ****s and (repeat) (repeat all)

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[quote name='thetman' date='Mar 27 2005, 21:47']i dont remember all of it but
*beer in hand*
here's to sister ______, sister ______ (repeat)
she drinks and she ****s and (repeat) (repeat all)
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roflmao, these are realy funny :yes: :rofl:

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These are nice. (Y)

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lol keep 'em coming...

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[quote]I wish that all the laides,
We're holes in the road,
and I was a dump truck,
I'd fill em with my load![/quote]

LOL i about drown on my cool-aid when i read this one...

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LOL these are great! Unfortunately I'm not a poet so I can't contribute.

[quote name='alucarD_The_Stampede' date='Mar 27 2005, 21:12']LOL i about drown on my cool-aid when i read this one...
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You're drinking Cool-Aid? Are you old enough for this thread? :D

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umm yea, i just dont like drinking cokes cause they turn people into fatasses, and i dont really like regular water, so i drink cool-aid...

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LMAO they are funny
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my lame attempt

I wish that all ladies
where like me
cos i wouldnt have to w*nk
and get down on my knee

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nice guys, we also do this one:

my nameis jack (repeat)
and im a necrophiliac (repeat)
I get the sh*ts (repeat)
when the tits fall to bits (repeat)

my name is jack
and im a necrophiliac
I get all hard
when they're in the graveyard

my name is jack
and im a necrophiliac
i get all down
when theyre six feet underground

:D these are a bit :s but still fun
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rofl good stuff, too tired to come up with my own tho... :p

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Excellent !

These are pretty good.

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Good ones (Y)

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The dumptruck one made my gf laugh.
They all made me laugh.
Cept the lame attempts of everyone else.

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you geeks need to get out more and date real women. that's for sure. :rofl:

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i wish that all the ladies,
were statues of venus,
and i was a sculptor,
id break em with my penis

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i wish that all the ladies,
were sheep in the grass
and i was a kiwi
i'd f*ck 'em in the a**

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[quote name='Freakz' date='Mar 29 2005, 01:31']i wish that all the ladies,
were statues of venus,
and i was a sculptor,
id break em with my penis
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[quote name='Freakz' date='Mar 29 2005, 01:32']i wish that all the ladies,
were sheep in the grass
and i was a kiwi
i'd f*ck 'em in the a**
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Well now, I do believe that explains your username.

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