Hi, I'm killahninjah

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I hail from a little town called Fox, in Western Australia.

I eat food, I like rain, I have been in 3 fights and won them all (in elementary school) and I hate eating Pears.

My favorite professional wrestler was Brian Pillman, but then he died. Then it was Rick Rude, but then he died too. And then it was Randy Savage, but yep, he died too. I have now ceased having favourite wrestlers.

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but in Australia, finding snow is like getting a handjob from a tree. It doesn't make sense and it doesn't happen.

The last girl I slept with is an air hostess.

Rihanna and Pink reallllly annoy me.

I found neowin because my friend "Nikv" always posted on here but would never tell me which forum because he knew I'd sign up and annoy him/bump his posts. One day I found an old screen shot he sent me, and saw the neowin web address in the background. Found it, signed up, annoyed him, and now I'm stuck here.

Thats all I have to say. So, sup?

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I'm killerninja.

There's no such town as Fox, it was a blatant lie.

I do live in Western Australia though.

It's 1am as I type this. I'm so bored/hungry.

What else can I say...

Icy poles are amazing

Loud barking dogs really bug me

I like Barack Obama mainly because he's black

Dad bailed on the family when I was 5

I'm hungover

I used to do Stand up comedy, now I want to be an actor

aaaaaaaand my ex girlfriend was in an Enrique Ilglesias video clip.

that'll do.

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Hello and welcome. (Y)

Out of nothing more than curiosity, why did you capitalize the word "pears?" Are you talking about a person named "Pears" that you hate eating? Or, do you have such deep-seeded fears of the bell-shaped, fleshy fruit-things that you capitalize them in hopes that that the gesture will save you from certain destruction?

:rofl:

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I hail from a little town called Fox, in Western Australia.

I eat food, I like rain, I have been in 3 fights and won them all (in elementary school) and I hate...

Hmmmm...elementary school...eh?

Sounds more like 'kunoichi' to me.... :rolleyes: <---{all writ in good fun}

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Hello and welcome. (Y)

Out of nothing more than curiosity, why did you capitalize the word "pears?" Are you talking about a person named "Pears" that you hate eating? Or, do you have such deep-seeded fears of the bell-shaped, fleshy fruit-things that you capitalize them in hopes that that the gesture will save you from certain destruction?

:rofl:

I didn't even notice :)

Hi killerninja. I think you will be the person who will beat Rappy's post count.

Not a chance!

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