Should we all tell him?


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Code red. Code red. We have reason to believe he may have escaped this some knowledge concerning the status of the mission. Field agents have been notified and it is in the best interests of the public to remain indoors and only make necessary journeys.

I know we had a pact to not reveal our reality to him until the chosen day but his life is so boring and the subtle hints are not going through his simple mind. I need to know. I know this is beyond the rules of the institution but we're waiting to know when he will break through this sense of reality. The chosen one doesn't seem so chosen. /rant from the control ship

Only if he comes with a open mind and leave everything he knows behind.

That's it, gentleman. Report from Dingleberry team - some axhole just shot him in the head. Now his mind is so open that brains have fallen out. Grab your butt inspection gloves, let's see if pick on the pieces of information there's left. So to speak...

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That's it, gentleman. Report from Dingleberry team - some axhole just shot him in the head. Now his mind is so open that brains have fallen out. Grab your butt inspection gloves, let's see if pick on the pieces of information there's left. So to speak...

False alarm-- his brain is still there--- that was the doughnut he was eating ... the x-ray proves his brain is still there. It appears as if his brain is like a sponge and absorbed the bullet, but it has shrank.

He may have memory loss...

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HomerBrain.jpg

He now thinks he is Mr Plow...

simpsons-mrplow_1243954047.jpg

That's it, gentleman. Report from Dingleberry team - some axhole just shot him in the head. Now his mind is so open that brains have fallen out. Grab your butt inspection gloves, let's see if pick on the pieces of information there's left. So to speak...

False alarm-- his brain is still there--- that was the doughnut he was eating ... the x-ray proves his brain is still there. It appears as if his brain is like a sponge and absorbed the bullet, but it has shrank.

He may have memory loss...

z_homer-simpson-brain-crayon-xray.jpg

homer-simpson-wallpaper-brain-1024.jpg

He now thinks he is Mr Plow...

simpsons-mrplow_1243954047.jpg

I can't stop laughing =))

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