Will someone shut this b***h up already!

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So.. I downloaded it.. and she has a nice rack.. but uhm.. Her ###### is some bah-messed up. It is like.. just a hole.. no lips, nothing. It's like a surgery ****ed up lol. I was all like

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What? She's got a better looking ###### than 99% of actual porn stars... nice and small and tight.

Ah puck, next she will do real porn and find a career in Hollywood.

I'd pay to see it. And I never pay.

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What? She's got a better looking ###### than 99% of actual porn stars... nice and small and tight.

I'd pay to see it. And I never pay.

Are you sure you aren't confusing octomom with an actual octopus? She's had 14 kids so the words small and tight wouldn't apply unless she had the doctor thread a drawstring around it.

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OctoMom

Nadya Suleman says she is so determined to build a future for her 14 young children that she is now willing to act in a porn film, although she would not touch another "human's flesh."

"I wouldn't even kiss somebody for money," Suleman told HLN "Showbiz Tonight" correspondent Nischelle Turner. "I would not kiss somebody. I wouldn't touch somebody."

http://edition.cnn.c...ture/index.html

So what exactly will she be doing in the movie?

I've found the movie, it's a solo, if she thinks she's going to make money that way, she's sadly mistaken, she'll have to get into regular porn if she actually wants to feed & clothes her kids.

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Are you sure you aren't confusing octomom with an actual octopus? She's had 14 kids so the words small and tight wouldn't apply unless she had the doctor thread a drawstring around it.

It's not loose.. like honestly when I saw it.. I thought it looked like the opening of a garden hose :/

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What? She's got a better looking ###### than 99% of actual porn stars... nice and small and tight.

I'd pay to see it. And I never pay.

1. You need to watch normal porn. I will assume you're a extreme stretching porn fan.

2. You just have an Octofetish. (that. or you troll hard)

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Public reaction turned negative when it was discovered that Suleman already had six other young children and was unemployed and on public assistance programs. Suleman conceived the octuplets and her six older children via in vitro fertilization (IVF).[5] Although she initially denied ever having used public assistance,[6] she confirmed in April 2012 on NBC's Today show that she was indeed on public assistance.

Main article: Suleman octuplets

In 2008, Suleman stated she had six embryos left over from her previous IVF treatments. She explained at the time that she requested that all of the remaining embryos be implanted, despite the norm for a woman her age being two or three implanted at the most.[4] Suleman states that part of her reasoning for attempting a sixth pregnancy was so that the frozen embryos would not be destroyed. Supposedly, the six remaining embryos were implanted and two of the embryos split into twins, resulting in a total of eight embryos. Dr. Kamrava stated recently that she insisted on all 'fresh' cycles, and in fact she still has embryos stored with Dr. Kamrava.[23]

In June 2011, during a California Medical Board investigation, it was found that Kamrava had implanted twelve embryos, which the board found to be an "extreme" departure from standard of care.[24] After reviewing Suleman's case, in combination with three other cases, the Medical Board of California voted to revoke Kamrava's medical license, effective July 1, 2011.[24]

In Summer 2012, Suleman appeared in the adult film Octomom Uncovered produced by Wicked Pictures. The film was released on June 20, 2012.[57]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nadya_Suleman

Once a ho always a ho

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http://articles.redeyechicago.com/2012-05-06/entertainment/31600240_1_octomom-nadya-suleman-bankruptcy-filings

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A woman who got famous because she insisted on giving birth to eight children and then subsequently went bankrupt, only to decide to settle her debts by appearing in pornography will pretty much summarize the early 21st Century for historians. Our grandchildren will take seminars on this video."

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A woman who got famous because she insisted on giving birth to eight children and then subsequently went bankrupt, only to decide to settle her debts by appearing in pornography will pretty much summarize the early 21st Century for historians. Our grandchildren will take seminars on this video."

It's postmodernism in its purest form.

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Where is that jump located and such...

Looks like Sotano de las Golondrinas (the Cave of Swallows) in Mexico. Story goes the shaft is wide & deep enough to hold the Chrysler building. That said, there are a lot of vertical cave shafts where BASE jumpers do this and this one isn't the largest.

As to octomom - I wish the authorities would take and adopt the kids out because they don't need to grow up with that nutcase for a "mom." I fear down the road she's going to do something awful.

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