Charlie Sheen Cast As U.S. President in 'Machete' Sequel


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Open Road Films will release MACHETE KILLS ? directed by Robert Rodriguez (Machete, Sin City, Spy Kids franchise) and starring Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Charlie Sheen, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Jessica Alba, Demi?n Bichir, Alexa Vega, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding, Jr., William Sadler, Marko Zaror and Mel Gibson ? on Septmber 13, 2013.

Directed by Robert Rodriguez from a screenplay by Kyle Ward and based on a story by Marcel Rodriguez and Robert Rodr?guez, MACHETE KILLS is the sequel to the 2010 hit film MACHETE - which has built a devoted legion of fans since its release ? and is the second film in a trilogy. The film is produced by Robert Rodriguez, along with Aaron Kaufman and Iliana Nikolic through their QuickDraw Productions banner, as well as Sergei Bespalov of Aldamisa Films, Alexander Rodnyansky of AR Films, and Rick Schwartz of Overnight Films.

In MACHETE KILLS, Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent MACHETE, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man ? he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

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The posters are so cheesy that even the 80's feel embarassed.

It is suppose to, you do understand what a grindhouse film is?

 

Machete was born out of the fake trailers in between Grindhouse's Planet Terror & Death Proof: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grindhouse_(film)#Adaptations_of_fake_trailers

 

They're suppose to be over-the-top. 

 

Here's the original fake trailer from Grindhouse (NSFW!!!):

http://youtu.be/U1GTPwMN2qg

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