metallithrax Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 At work today, we got onto the subject of funeral music. So I thought it might be cool/creepy (your choice) to see what music choices people have encountered at funerals, and what you would like as your music. Now, I want to be cremated, which encompasses 3 music changes usually. If your funeral/cremation is different then that's fine. So here goes: For my cremation (if it gets to that stage): walk in music - Queen - During casket into fire - walk out music - Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1143034-funeral-music/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic Mungis Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Probably a medley of Justin Bieber and Katie Perry just to make everyone regret outliving me :p Honestly though, as morbid as it sounds, I think about this a lot and I just can't settle on any songs :( EDIT: Ohh also thought I'd point out that I want to be cremated too, (Don't Fear) The Reaper would be kinda cool I suppose. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1143034-funeral-music/#findComment-595591074 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crisp Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Iron Maiden - Run to the Hills 'Cause Imma coming back as a Zomb-E, bitch. Brandon H 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1143034-funeral-music/#findComment-595591080 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconian Guppy Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Iron Maiden - Run to the Hills 'Cause Imma coming back as a Zomb-E, bitch. Run for your life!!!!!!!! led zeppelin - Stairway to heaven ? :p Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1143034-funeral-music/#findComment-595591084 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psyco359 Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Monty Python - Always Look on the Bright Side of Life :shifty: Detection 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1143034-funeral-music/#findComment-595591094 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izlude Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 Labyrinth music from NES' the Legend of Zelda, looping over and over and over... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1143034-funeral-music/#findComment-595591102 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jub Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 I'd be happy with Chopin's . Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1143034-funeral-music/#findComment-595591110 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanctified Veteran Posted March 21, 2013 Veteran Share Posted March 21, 2013 Jub and Bazooka Joe 2 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1143034-funeral-music/#findComment-595591112 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phouchg Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODGhMcMclSg Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1143034-funeral-music/#findComment-595591116 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detection Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 I don't think I would want any song, all it's going to do is force people who loved you to remember your funeral whenever they hear it. If I had to have one it would be something stupid, maybe scatman or that chicken dance song Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1143034-funeral-music/#findComment-595591132 Share on other sites More sharing options...
theyarecomingforyou Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 I'm pretty eccentric, so I wouldn't want my funeral to be conventional. My plan is to record a video of myself miming to Agadoo while dressed in a ludicrous outfit: I'm thinking indoor fireworks, strobe lighting and having it catered by McDonald's, including a fry party: Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1143034-funeral-music/#findComment-595591158 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nothing Here Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 I also want to be cremated. My funeral is going to be a big party. Crying and carrying on isn't going to be allowed. It's in my will. I've already set aside cash for the entire thing. An entire all-nighter. Walk in music - Loading casket into fire - Walk out music - Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1143034-funeral-music/#findComment-595591170 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detection Posted March 21, 2013 Share Posted March 21, 2013 I want to be buried, if there is a mistake and I'm not actually dead, I would prefer to wake up in a coffin and run out of oxygen than wake up in an oven and burn to death Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1143034-funeral-music/#findComment-595591186 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Growled Member Posted March 22, 2013 Member Share Posted March 22, 2013 I want church music played at my funeral. It has a dead sound to it. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1143034-funeral-music/#findComment-595591294 Share on other sites More sharing options...
123456789A Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I want this played at my funeral. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1143034-funeral-music/#findComment-595591300 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detection Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I want this played at my funeral. You would need it to be an open casket funeral, so when they opened it up expecting to see you, they would be rick rolled 123456789A 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1143034-funeral-music/#findComment-595591314 Share on other sites More sharing options...
redvamp128 Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1143034-funeral-music/#findComment-595591324 Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Warwagon MVC Posted March 22, 2013 MVC Share Posted March 22, 2013 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1143034-funeral-music/#findComment-595591336 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phouchg Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I want to be buried, if there is a mistake and I'm not actually dead, I would prefer to wake up in a coffin and run out of oxygen than wake up in an oven and burn to death I don't think running out of oxygen would be preferable. I'm living with COPD my entire life and let me tell you - I'd rather burn in hell and have it be over in seconds than hours. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1143034-funeral-music/#findComment-595592940 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawkMan Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 You guys actually haveto pile present at the actual cremation.... Does that include the part where all the bigger pieces of none and teeth gets manually crushed afterwards to... Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1143034-funeral-music/#findComment-595592986 Share on other sites More sharing options...
compl3x Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I want to be buried, if there is a mistake and I'm not actually dead, I would prefer to wake up in a coffin and run out of oxygen than wake up in an oven and burn to death If you wake up underground your chances of being saved are pretty much zero. You could wake up before they pop you in the burner and shout-out for help. I'd rather be cremated then the people can do as they wish with the ashes. There is an infinite number of things of more importance you can use land for than to bury the dead. I've never really thought about this. I'll be dead, so people can play whatever the hell makes them feel best. Why force a bunch of living people to listen to music I liked, which they might not, which I can't even hear...ya know, because I'm dead. +hedleigh 1 Share Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1143034-funeral-music/#findComment-595593046 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawkMan Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 if you're buried at least the remains of your body is being used to create more fertile earth. if you're cremated you're just releasing more carbon Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1143034-funeral-music/#findComment-595594274 Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKay Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 I can't decide. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3b9gOtQoq4 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1143034-funeral-music/#findComment-595594294 Share on other sites More sharing options...
compl3x Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 if you're buried at least the remains of your body is being used to create more fertile earth. if you're cremated you're just releasing more carbon Because all of the effort which went into making the coffin, digging the grave, and transporting everything involved in putting you in the ground was carbon neutral? You are buried in a coffin whose wood has been treated with chemicals. The inside of the casket is lined with materials which are likely synthetic and won't rot for decades. Your body has been pumped full of embalming fluid which is probably rich in chemicals which will leach into the soil. And then of course you have to take into account everything that is going to go into making your monument. If my family wanted to bury me, I'd want them to wrap me in a cotton shroud, (which used ot be all the rage) dig a hole somewhere in the bush/forest/jungle, whatever, bury me and plant a tree on top. Then my carcass would actually help fertilise the tree. Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1143034-funeral-music/#findComment-595594302 Share on other sites More sharing options...
yxz Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 Link to comment https://www.neowin.net/forum/topic/1143034-funeral-music/#findComment-595594312 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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