Anyone

[dlorenzo]

I was asked to create a banner for a campaign against alcoholism. It must contain some words that will invite people to not drink and also an image. I haven?t had the time to think about something so any help will be greatly apreciated.

[Iain]

I need help with an idea for college work aswell, but I'd need a network person! Bit more complex.

[wprigjoigj3i40jhgi0435ejh Veteran]

Some words:

(Picture: Man holding out cup of coffee) sober up, drink a cup.

think about your kids

you drink, you drive, you die.

cant afford a DUI? Don't drink and drive.

dont cut your life short. dont drink and drive.

have a beer, but not here.

LOL whatever. i just came up with those. hope it helps.

[wprigjoigj3i40jhgi0435ejh Veteran]

I need help with an idea for college work aswell, but I'd need a network person! Bit more complex.

<-- network person.

[kryptonik]

I think you're trying to get someone to win you some $$$. I had this 'crew' come over and whoever makes the best advertisement wins some money. ;)

[Callaway]

I think you're trying to get someone to win you some $$$. I had this 'crew' come over and whoever makes the best advertisement wins some money. ;)

lol..

[kryptonik]

lol..

I'm not lying. Heh.

[Fubalastic Fantaculist]

how about.. "Drinking its fun until you get drunk and then you cant remember what the h*ll you did!" :)

[dickie]

Some words:

(Picture: Man holding out cup of coffee) sober up, drink a cup.

think about your kids

you drink, you drive, you die.

cant afford a DUI? Don't drink and drive.

dont cut your life short. dont drink and drive.

have a beer, but not here.

LOL whatever. i just came up with those. hope it helps.

damn... u got too much time on ure hands.. lol.. jk.. good idea

[Iain]

<-- network person.

Well in essensce, I need to find out the whole set up of a network, purely for school work. Perhaps something in the region of 100 PCs, and then make my own recommendations to improve it etc.

Any network admins on here? lol

[Hum]

:) Call the Fab 5 in New York City for anti-drinking ideas -- they think they know Everything :p Contact Bravo ! TV Network.

hmm, but wait -- they like to drink :unsure: ... hic up

[yanman]

mmm.... subliminal messages.... *droolz* lol

two pics of a same scene, except one is when you're sober and you're happy and everything... and the other is when you're drunk and fcuked up... and write "Who would you prefer to be? The idiot?" or something like that

[poind]

Don't know offhand about an image, but don't believe the following is a formal slogan/trademark somewhere:

Drinkers don't think.

Thinkers don't drink.

If anything (and if possible), I might just add a moderate "Girls Gone Wild"-esque / stupid party image to things to polish the point.

[+John Teacake MVC]

Dont drink and Die (Should be drive)

[redFX]

How about a model with big hoohoos in a tiny bikini as the poster. And on the bottom as the text, have "I like my men sober, they can pleasure me longer!".

[martinsc]

How about a model with big hoohoos in a tiny bikini as the poster. And on the bottom as the text, have "I like my men sober, they can pleasure me longer!".

good one :) would get my attention :p

[dlorenzo]

Everybody thankyou for cooperating.

I really liked

poind?s

Drinkers don't think.

Thinkers don't drink.

I?ve heard it somewhere although i can?t remember anyways not a lot of people here in mexico have heard it and it isn?t like I will get punished if I use it.

as well as voidunknown?s

you drink, you drive, you die.

I was really thinking about something like that.

For the images i might be using a picture of a drunk and a sober somthing similar to yanman?s idea.

redfx u got a great idea the only problem is that I will much likely get pnished if I use your idea. Anyways thanks to everyone who helped. The project is due tomorrow so I must work on it.

I will give credits for those of you that he;)ed ;)

thanks again

[X@vier]

How about a model with big hoohoos in a tiny bikini as the poster. And on the bottom as the text, have "I like my men sober, they can pleasure me longer!".

LOL LOL :D MOD please move this to the jokes and funny forum. LOL that was a good 1 :yes:

[poind]

Drinkers don't think.

Thinkers don't drink.

I?ve heard it somewhere although i can?t remember anyways not a lot of people here in mexico have heard it and it isn?t like I will get punished if I use it.

Believe I myself heard it used somewhere else obscure at least once, but it doesn't turn up in any web searches, and isn't property of someone else. At best just a low-level saying that's gone around here and there.

You should have no problems using it, legal or otherwise. Best of luck.

[WigglesTheFish]

how about:

alcoholism bad!

social drinking good!

hmm? ;)

[hardy]

In Australia we have

If you drink and drive, your a bloody idiot.

but now its

Drink, Drive, Bloody Idiot

But besides the car stuff there are some new ads about teenagers getting ****ed.

The slogan is: "Isn't getting ****ed getting pathetic"

Which makes good sense to me, the ads feature peoples testmonials on there friends, ie. His a great friend, but when he gets ****ed he starts fights n stuff

So i rekon show why alcohol is bad by using party situations in a sort of cartoon strip fashion on the banner

[hardy]

bah, btw the stars are for pis*ed

so u can understand it better