Nick H. Supervisor Posted September 13, 2013 Supervisor Share Posted September 13, 2013 Kind regards The YouTube? Team Ok, I chuckled at that one. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illage3 Posted September 13, 2013 Share Posted September 13, 2013 Dear Sir, We have detected via your IP address that you have been downloading music illegally and under the DMCA and Copyright Act we urge you to stop immediately. If you do not comply within 48 hours we have the right to terminate your internet access and you will have to pay a fine, or if you wish, you can settle the matter in court. We have also detected that one occupant of your current residence has a criminal conviction, which will be used against you should you take this matter to court. If you believe we have made this claim in error, you may send us an email support@youtube.com and please provide detailed information as to why this claim is a mistake. If you do stop illegal downloading then no more action is needed. If you want to download music you can try iTunes or Spotify. They are both legal methods to access music. Thank you. National Security Agency How was that? djdanster 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cooky560 Veteran Posted September 13, 2013 Veteran Share Posted September 13, 2013 Dear Sir, We have detected via your IP address that you have been downloading music illegally and under the DMCA and Copyright Act we urge you to stop immediately. If you do not comply within 48 hours we have the right to terminate your internet access and you will have to pay a fine, or if you wish, you can settle the matter in court. We have also detected that one occupant of your current residence has a criminal conviction, which will be used against you should you take this matter to court. If you believe we have made this claim in error, you may send us an email support@youtube.com and please provide detailed information as to why this claim is a mistake. If you do stop illegal downloading then no more action is needed. If you want to download music you can try iTunes or Spotify. They are both legal methods to access music. Thank you. National Security Agency How was that? Very professional sounding, unless he decides to e-mail youtube as your letter says :P djdanster 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dotdot Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 It's easy to tell someone else, somewhere else in the world to confront someone. The OP didn't solicit advice about dealing with this person, he asked for help in creating a fake letter. Yeh its easy cause I`ve had to deal with someone much worse! Someone who actually did assault my flat mate, needless to say he then decided to visit again one day and all 3 of us, geeked out and twiglet armed pretty much just went "NO, ###### OFF!" and he never came back. Honestly saying no isnt impossible! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcloum Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 King Mustard hasn't posted for 4 days.......WHAT HAVE WE DONE!!! :cry: djdanster 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven P. Administrators Posted September 16, 2013 Administrators Share Posted September 16, 2013 Crap! Hope he's OK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anibal P Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Yeh its easy cause I`ve had to deal with someone much worse! Someone who actually did assault my flat mate, needless to say he then decided to visit again one day and all 3 of us, geeked out and twiglet armed pretty much just went "NO, **** OFF!" and he never came back. Honestly saying no isnt impossible! Exactly, he's an ex con, gotta think like one. They respond to firmness and assertion, the weak become their bitches, the OP in his zeal to be nice has become his bitch, hence why so many of us just said manf the F up and say NO and walk away. Avoiding confrontation, the wussy new way of doing things, is the reason he's in this situation to begin with, in the real world being weak will get you walked all over like the OP is expriencing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noir Angel Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Fair comment. But let's not misunderstand, confrontation and aggression are two separate things. I confront people and problems but am rarely aggressive. My point being that the guy just needs to be told - there's a chance (seeing as he is not reacting to hints) that he genuinely has no idea. :) Sure, I understood what you meant :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psionicinversion Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 tbh itll be even worse when he finds out youve bin lying to him, just say ill teach you how but stop asking me cus ive got better things do with me time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcloum Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Actually just had a great idea.....when knocks on the door next time, answer it totally naked and see if he wants to come in. Gotta keep it up though. djdanster and Neyht 2 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
123456789A Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 He's been in prison for a long time and he's from a rough part of London. It's all he's asked me for since moving here. It's the easiest way out without causing tension in the house as it won't be my fault, it will be the ISPs/copyright people. Just give him midi files instead of mp3s. mcloum 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloatingFatMan Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Nik's completely right on this. You just need to tell the guy you're not happy with doing it, and you're not going to do it anymore. If he gets arsey and threatens you, contact the landlord and have him evicted; you shouldn't have to live in fear of the guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techbeck Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 All you have to do is search for "RIAA Letter" https://www.google.com/search?q=riaa+letter&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=XPg2UqawO-Xk4APa7IAg&biw=1920&bih=1016&sei=X_g2UqnuJ_G74APgv4DoCw#imgdii=_ Find one that is good for you...copy it...make adjustments....print. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaffney Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 This thread is so stupid, just tell him and if there is any bother contact the landlord/police or move. I'm not a violent person but I would be ****ed off if I got a fake legal threat from my neighbor and I would get some subtle payback. Then taking the prison aspect into consideration, this is just pure idiotic. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXm6F-K6Ffo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven P. Administrators Posted September 16, 2013 Administrators Share Posted September 16, 2013 I wonder what happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techbeck Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Download him one of these albums and he will probably stop asking... http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_1?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=william%20hung&sprefix=william+hung%2Caps&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Awilliam%20hung Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven P. Administrators Posted September 16, 2013 Administrators Share Posted September 16, 2013 Download him one of these albums and he will probably stop asking... http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_1?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=william%20hung&sprefix=william+hung%2Caps&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Awilliam%20hung Don't you want to know what happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techbeck Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Don't you want to know what happened? I am sure he is fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
He's Dead Jim Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Yup, did the guy from teh jail read the thread yet....:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven P. Administrators Posted September 16, 2013 Administrators Share Posted September 16, 2013 I am sure he is fine. OK then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorak Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 Spend the next year training your body to become strong and lean. Take a few Brazilian jiu-jitsu classes. When you are ready, you will need a large, fresh salmon. Keep it nearby. The next time he annoys you, slap him so hard with that salmon that it knocks him on his arse. If he attempts to retaliate, put him in a kimura lock and gently whisper in his ear, "You are in my prison now, bitch." Steven P. 1 Share Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted September 16, 2013 Author Share Posted September 16, 2013 He believed it (I only briefly showed it him before reading it out).10 minutes later, he came down and asked if I could rip one song from a CD onto his phone. He didn't care that I explained my optical drive would need to be installed to do this. I had to say yes (please don't question this) and he handed me three CDs. He wanted a track from each of them. This is the sort of person we're dealing with. He then said thanks and said he was popping out and would be back in half hour.Guys, I think I want this topic locked. I'm fed up of people telling me to man up, when most of them wouldn't upset such a person in a shared house, especially when they naturally already began to be nice to them at first ('cause it's a sociable thing to do). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techbeck Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 OK then. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vcfan Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 I wonder what happened? he got turned into mustard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot B. Posted September 16, 2013 Author Share Posted September 16, 2013 :) I don't understand why you posted that image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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