Could someone sing a song for my daughter cos I cant sing at all!?

[Daniel F. Administrators]

Ok so my daughter is an amater song writer/gutarist, she has written a song for her boyfriend for Xmas (yeah makes me shudder too, but what can you do ;) ).

 

I've tried squawking down a mic....and it ended badly, very badly she nearly disowned me....

 

I'd like to request if anyone on Neowin can sing and has 10mins to spare, if they could help me & her out by singing it and sending me the recording so i can mix it over her playing the guitar 

 

I'd be forever grateful :D

 

 

[Nick H. Supervisor]

A lovely idea. Sadly I'm the same as you, I go to sing and windows and mirrors shatter before the first note leaves my mouth. :laugh:

Will we be able to hear the finished result?

[+Frank B. Subscriber²]

I wouldn't even dare try to sing - I sound like Ringo Starr on dope when singing. Unless you want your daughter's bf to have nightmares I'll pass. :P

[Daniel F. Administrators]

yeah id post it back here....and she said if some one will do it she doesn't mind even if they do song and tune and everything. she is in Love (still makes me shudder ) and this is his xmas pressy...Its the words that she wrote that are the important bit apparently...

[Nick H. Supervisor]

She is in Love (still makes me shudder ) and this is his xmas pressy...

That reminds me, we need to get your christmas present. You wanted the 12-gauge, right? :p

Might we be able to see the lyrics here? I just thought, you're not going to want someone who "sings" (ref: screams) metal music to try singing a love song about puppies and unicorns.

[painejake]

I can't sing either I'm afraid... But I could mix it if you wanted and add some pitch correction to polish it off :)

[riahc3]

Hello,

 

Im speechless. From the warwagon joke to this.

 

Good luck Daniel! :)

[adrynalyne]

Cats hiss and spit, dogs howl, when I start singing unfortunately.

[Arachno 1D]

Have you considered using an electronic voice for the lyrics?

[The Evil Overlord]

Have you tried switching it off and on again? :p

Sorry my singing for you would not only end her relationship, but rather likely cause death in small furry creatures and would result in multple divorce cases.

[vcfan]

use autotune, or melodyne

 

  

[Daniel F. Administrators]

thanks for the replies guys (y)  I think i'll have a go at the auto tune route or electronic voice.

[Daniel F. Administrators]

Hello,

 

Im speechless. From the warwagon joke to this.

 

Good luck Daniel! :)

 

Purely coincidence :P

 

 

That reminds me, we need to get your christmas present. You wanted the 12-gauge, right? :p

 

 

Yeah i have to let go she is 17 afterall..but ill take the gun for an xmas present just incase :P

[+Warwagon MVC]

You know you want it sung by warwagon!'

 

La La La La La La La La

[Atomic Wanderer Chicken]

I stink at singing and I cant sing at all. I like to sing "Rick Astley Never Gonna Give You Up" and "Gangnam Style" to annoy my family on occasions though. :D

[+Warwagon MVC]

Here is my audition!!! It was recorded in 2002 :D It's the original and 3 of me singing!

 

God help anyone who listens to it!

group.mp3

[ANON86364]

Here is my audition!!! It was recorded in 2002 :D It's the original and 3 of me singing!

 

God help anyone who listens to it!

No. This is bad and you should feel bad.

No.

[+Warwagon MVC]

No. This is bad and you should feel bad.

No.

 

You must be the 1 download :laugh:  Now there is 2!

[Raa]

You know you want it sung by warwagon!'

 

La La La La La La La La

*Eyes cracks in window* :P

[LaP]

Here is my audition!!! It was recorded in 2002 :D It's the original and 3 of me singing!

 

God help anyone who listens to it!

I know for my own sanity i must not open this file but god it's really tempting.

[vcfan]

Here is my audition!!! It was recorded in 2002 :D It's the original and 3 of me singing!

 

God help anyone who listens to it!

I wouldn't wish my worst enemy hear this.

[Kondrath]

I can probably do it. But I can't guarantee she won't end up falling for me instead.

 

Voices available: 

Hipster voice

annoying punk voice

forced raspy rock voice

Rick Astley voice

Rap voice

country singer voice

 

Also I can pretend to sing like a woman since it may or may not be weird for a guy to sing a song written for another guy. 

 

Here's pop/hipster voice mode

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFPGLEsYm0E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_Obxop8_vo

[painejake]

Yeah you could just sing it all in one pitch and just auto tune the hell out of it haha

[CrashG]

use autotune, or melodyne

 

NOOOOO. If you can't sing in the correct key you should consider another career path.

 

DEATH to Autotune

 

EDIT: No I can't sing and I know it, but I can lay down a mean ass  bass line. :P

[Nick H. Supervisor]

<Anticipate the Night>

Was...was that you in the second video? If so, I think we have a winner. (Y)