Spilled some mayonnaise in my Mouse


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To protect the world from crusty invasions
To unite all mayo within our nations
To denounce the evils of gunk and funk
To extend our reach to the scroll wheel above
Jessie
James
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light
Surrender now or prepare to fight
Meowth! That's right!

mayonnaise  WTF is up with my mouse  i try and right click and the darn thing bites me   and if i leave  some cheese  out  it is gone before i look back down   and the cord  on the thing is to darn short  to reach my  computer  lol

 

 

 

just had to  

Mice aren't that difficult to take apart and clean.  I've been using the same one for the last 8+ years (guesstimate).

 

If it's worth your time doing.  Mice are pretty cheap, but you do get what you pay for.

Exactly!!

 

I'll even throw in a ridiculous meow to go along with this ridiculous story!! :)

 

I probably have about 7-8 years also on all 9 mice I have!!

 

My first thought was how do you spill mayo? Of course I can figure that out with one of those sloppy subs, but it's still more like slobbered, than spilled!

The Contest is now closed. I will be using the number of this post as the Seed and the last 3 digits of that post for the other number I need. This insures randomness and fairness, but mostly it insures consistent results. Good luck! Winners coming soon.

Link to Results and proof of randomness: http://ideone.com/GzrLuq

 

Congratulations, Panacea!

 

Results:

First Place Winner is: panacea
Winner #2 is: jordanspringer
Winner #3 is: NeoTrunks
Winner #4 is: morpheus6969
Winner #5 is: Ravensky
Winner #6 is: Jabneh
Winner #7 is: panacea
Winner #8 is: DaveGreen93
Winner #9 is: rr_dRock
Winner #10 is: Techbeck

 

You will all be contacted via PM with either your Steam Key or, in the case of Panacea, request for an email address to send a gifted copy of Scrolls to.

 

Thanks for Meowing!

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Hello,

This is a also a good example of members that do not read the thread entirely. Thanks for the prizes :) (even though I didnt win)

 

Oh i read it alright (it was hard not to! haha) but no point joining in if all the prizes were gone :(

Link to Results and proof of randomness: http://ideone.com/GzrLuq

 

Congratulations, Panacea!

 

Results:

First Place Winner is: panacea

Winner #2 is: jordanspringer

Winner #3 is: NeoTrunks

Winner #4 is: morpheus6969

Winner #5 is: Ravensky

Winner #6 is: Jabneh

Winner #7 is: panacea

Winner #8 is: DaveGreen93

Winner #9 is: rr_dRock

Winner #10 is: Techbeck

 

You will all be contacted via PM with either your Steam Key or, in the case of Panacea, request for an email address to send a gifted copy of Scrolls to.

 

Thanks for Meowing!

You, my friend, are generous guy! Thank you.

I got burrito jizz in between my keyboard keys yesterday...meow that was pretty gross

 

Pick your words more carefully next time.  Sounds like you were grossed out by "burrito jizz" on your keyboard, but otherwise you'd be ok with it in your mouth...

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