10 Signs your GF/wife is Cheating on You

[badb0y]

 

 

 

No man likes to discover that his girlfriend has set her eyes on another chump. What is even more heart shattering is the discovery that she has already done the unimaginable and cheated on you.

 

Here are some signs that she might have taken a roll in another man's hay bale. But before you start suspecting your girlfriend or accusing your wife of cheating, remember that these are just signs. Ultimately, you should trust your instincts.

You must also be on the look out for combinations of these cheating signs for a more definitive indication of trouble. Lastly, there is the chance, however slight, that she is actually doing some of these things to provoke jealousy or to attract you , so be careful, be wise and, most importantly, be smart.

 

 

Number 10: Scent of another man 

Scent is a very important sign of cheating girlfriend, but if she suddenly starts wearing a new fragrance, the alarm bells need not sound off. She might be simply trying to spice things up in your relationship. Going off the deep end too soon could damage your love life ? permanently. However, if you smell another man's cologne on her clothes, hands or neck, then she may be planting her lips where she shouldn't. Watch out.

 

 

Number 9: She doesn't criticize you anymore

There was a time when she cared about what you did or said, in fact, she used to hound you about those type of things. Now, it seems that she couldn't care less if you were dead or alive and concern about your habits, good and bad, have retreated to the recesses of her mind. She might have simply given up on trying to convert you or she finally accepted your faults, but she could have just as easily met someone else who does not have your faults and bad qualities.

 

 

Number 8: You caught her in a lie

Catching her in a flat-out lie is a key sign that she is cheating on you or doing something wicked. When you discover that the person you're supposed to trust has been lying to you, your feelings will surely run the gamut ? from anger to rage, and from frustration to sadness. But keep this in mind: if men are stuck with the "once a liar, always a liar" lyric, the same stigma can be applied to women.

 

 

Number 7: Your sex life is nonexistent

In the past, the two of you went at it like wild animals in heat, but now she gives you the cold shoulder when you try to initiate sexual relations and intimacy is nonexistent. Either she has lost interest in you, which is not good, or she is getting her kicks elsewhere, which is really not good. It's time for a talk if the two of you are still intimate but find that she lacks any desire for you.

 

 

Number 6: She has a new wardrobe

She has an entirely new wardrobe, her lingerie has taken a cue from Victoria's Secret and her hair looks great. She could be cheating on you, but here is a warning to the paranoid: if she started a new job, for example, she is probably not cheating. If she is doing this all for you, wake up and please her as she is not cheating on you... at least not yet.

 

 

Number 5: She's getting in shape 

She hits the gym, eats healthier and she has her eyes set on becoming fit in a short time span. Again, she might be looking to improve her health and lifestyle or she might be doing the extra laps for you. But if she gets home from the gym, showers and runs out (without telling you where she's off to), then something is up.

 

 

Number 4: She works longer hours

A surprising number of women have admitted that if they were to cheat, it would likely be with a colleague. So unless she was just promoted, has a project to close or she's in the midst of a busy season, her work hours should remain more or less stable. If she suddenly starts working 60 hours a week instead of 40, she might just be "logging" in those 20 extra hours on someone else's pay sheet. You should take note, as it might be time for you to punch out.

 

 

Number 3: She likes her new colleague

Your girlfriend might be cheating if she was, at one time, constantly talking about her new male colleague, pal or friend and suddenly stopped. This guy, who at first seemed to seemed to be the center of the universe, suddenly disappeared from the radar. Actually, he only disappeared from your radar, as he has become the number one bogey on hers. If you see your girlfriend showing any form of affection toward another man, alarm bells should start ringing. The only instances that you shouldn't suspect her of cheating are if this man is a relative or an old friend. Could this reverence for the new star employee be the reason she no longer invites you to the office parties?

 

 

Number 2: You're cut off from her family

Her family is now exactly that: her family. One reason for the extra barrier might be to facilitate the eventual separation caused by her cheating or she needs her family to cover up for her. Perhaps the "in-laws" are in the dark as much as you, and would not condone her actions. Whatever her motives, you have discovered that you actually miss the family gatherings that you once dreaded.

 

 

Number 1: She has become defensive and paranoid

She thinks that you are out to get her when you are genuinely clueless about her cheating ways. She stutters and worries excessively when you ask her innocent questions. She answers some phone calls and reacts awkwardly, while she completely avoids other calls. Her sudden fear and paranoia have you worried about her health, until you realize that her health regimen has been getting an extra dose of protein.

 

 

She's the cheating kind  

If you notice any one of the aforementioned signs in your girlfriend or wife, don't fly off the handle just yet. Remember, it's important to keep sudden behavioral changes in mind as you examine and contrast her regular actions against her new attitude. When you suspect your girl of cheating it is best to follow your instincts first and to keep an eye out for any number of signs. Naturally, our first instinct when we discover a cheating girlfriend is to end the relationship. However, this is up to you and you need to consider what you might have done, if anything, to provoke the cheating and how much time you have invested in the relationship.

 

source:

http://www.askmen.com/top_10/dating_top_ten/28_dating_list.html

[Bamsebjørn]

My wives belly is getting bigger and bigger... I read this, hoping that would not be one of the 10 signs. So glad she's probably not cheating on me.  :)

[mps69]

The list isn't exclusive to knowing if your girlfriend/wife is cheating on you, the same can apply to boyfriends/husbands. 

[Anibal P]

Was this written by a middle schooler? 

[Nick H. Supervisor]

Was this written by a middle schooler?

source:

http://www.askmen.com/top_10/dating_top_ten/28_dating_list.html

Yes.

[wakjak]

This list is borderline retarded

[game_over]

If this list were true i'd be cheating on my girlfriend  :D

[badb0y]

If this list were true i'd be cheating on my girlfriend  :D

 

most probably, you are!

[+Nik Louch Subscriber²]

When I had an affair, I thought I was being really discreet.

 

Looking back, nope!

[_dandy_]

#11:  She's got a c*ck in her mouth, and it's not yours.

 

Seriously, why is this Oprah type of crap on Neowin?

[Draconian Guppy]

In all honesty, you have to really apart, another country, state, region to not know you're being cheated on. Granted there are people who are "good" at hiding, the average infidel, isnt.

[Nashy]

This list is borderline retarded

 

It's on the retarded side of the line.

[MikeChipshop Member]

Why is stuff like this allowed to be posted on Neowin? It just degrades the overall quality and should be deleted as spam.

[+Warwagon MVC]

My friend ben use to be buff and in shape. Then he got married with children and then got fat.

 

I told him, you better start working out and getting in shape. I told him think about it like Airforce one. They always have Airforce 2 sitting there primed and ready just in case!

 

Why is stuff like this allowed to be posted on Neowin? It just degrades the overall quality and should be deleted as spam.

 

I think you just need a hug.

 

Here you go..

 

[Draconian Guppy]

Why is stuff like this allowed to be posted on Neowin? It just degrades the overall quality and should be deleted as spam.

It's a forum, we can post whatever, as long a we don't break teh rules.

[MikeChipshop Member]

My friend ben use to be buff and in shape. Then he got married with children and then got fat.

 

I told him, you better start working out and getting in shape. I told him think about it like Airforce one. They always have Airforce 2 sitting there primed and ready just in case!

 

 

I think you just need a hug.

 

Here you go..

 

 

:hug_guy:

 

It's a forum, we can post whatever, as long a we don't break teh rules.

 

It's all good, Warwagon made it right.

[Hum]

13. Your newborn is a different color.

[Draconian Guppy]

13. Your newborn is a different color.

There's always biological probability for that.

[xpablo]

Well #3 happened to me long ago with an ex girlfriend, They should add : 3.5 - If she changes her hours at work to work the same shift as the colleague from work.

 

In my case my GF was a waitress at a restaurant and usually worked day shift, she changed her shift to work afternoons,because "Her boss changed her shift" in reality it was because the new cook

Lance worked that shift, Oh and then a couple of weeks later I talked to one of her former co-workers and she told me my gf requested to work afternoons because of the new cook. 

 

So yeah they were cooking up something good. When confronted with all this she left and never came back home, few days later she and Lance moved to another city, maybe it had something to do with me

approaching him in person holding a nice Louisville Slugger wooden baseball bat, threatening to smash his skull in. She had her friend pick up her stuff, the one who would always flirt with me when with I was my gf.

 

So now that I had no gf anymore, I tried to get her into my haystack, she was not interested.  - damn tease. Oh well move onto the next girl.  

[badb0y]

Oh well move onto the next girl.  

 

cool! :D

[+Warwagon MVC]

You also have to look out for the "Milk man" it's always the milk man!

[Draconian Guppy]

You also have to look out for the "Milk man" it's always the milk man!

oh this has so many puns to it :laugh:

[+Warwagon MVC]

oh this has so many puns to it :laugh:

 

Only way I roll!

[timster]

this is why I like being free ... err single, not having to worry about cheaters and slags

[Draconian Guppy]

Only way I roll!

You mean to say I was implicitly  warwagoned ?