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[Uptime Project] Project Code & Suggestion Thread


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UPDATE

(12/25/03) Skin Service is Up. There is now a page to submit your skin and see the current gallery.

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We currently have 3 cache servers. We could always use more. If you think you can help out, please contact me. Thanks.

Enjoy the service! :)

OLD NEWS

well, it appears all our hosts are blocked. we are working to rectify the problem.

In the meantime, we need some caching servers..

hey, we need some caching servers.. what that means is that your server will request and store stats. Our main servers will randomly choose from a list of cache servers to request the stats and generate the images.

It's easy, all you have to do is put this 'cache' script on your host and PM me, so I can add you to the list.

OLD NEWS

currently we have 8 unique styles to choose from.. more to come!

Usage: http://uptime.enetuk.com/<style #>/<uptime id>.png

for example, http://uptime.enetuk.com/2/12409.png

Additional Links:

Original Thread

Skin Submission Thread

Style 1 (uptime.0rd.net)

12409.png

Style 2 (uptime.0rd.net)

12409.png

Style 8 (MentalPiracy)

12409.png

Style 9 (Blue by DreamCaster)

12409.png

Style 10 (eXclusive)

12409.png

Style 11 (Olive by DreamCaster)

12409.png

Neo (Design by DreamCaster - code by: Banjo)

12409.png

Sexy (rpm)

12409.png

Tapnet (tapnet)

12409.png

ViperSig (danasoft.com)

12409.png

Feel free to post your suggestions and additional stats you would like to see in the signature.

cache.php

Edited by BxBoy

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hey, we need some caching servers.. what that means is that your server will request and store stats. Our main servers will randomly choose from a list of cache servers to request the stats and generate the images.

It's easy, all you have to do is put this 'cache' script on your host and PM me, so I can add you to the list.

cache.php

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That script doesn't (and shouldn't) work if you have register_globals off, I believe. Unless I'm missing where you get the $id at the beginning of the script...

well, our main script will call it with a $id parameter..

for example,

http://bxboy.com/up/cache.php?id=12409

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just wanted to say THANKS for this great service! Your work is very nice and the images are nicer then the originals!!!

your very welcome, glad you like and use the service.. we're working on a way to display more than one stat on a single image, that way it would look nicer for people w/ 2 or more machines.

btw, 2 new styles to choose from:

Aim 2004

12409.png

eMule

12409.png

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Umm, I'd just like to ask how I make my own custom images. Also, if anyone needs graphics done for them, or hosting, I can help with that.

easy, just make the skin and submit it HERE.

It will be worked on thereafter. As for hosting, you can host a simple cache script.

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Ok, so me being the village idiot right now, what do we do to make our own styles? Create just the background image itself without text? Im confused.. lol.

Yes, create the background without text.

I don't want to upload. could I have the code from one of the sigs so I know what to modify and host it on my local web server.

Good for you.

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