The Movie Quotes Game 2: Big, Badder, Uncut!


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This one was hilarious given the circumstances of the movie: "Damn, I just killed the entire police department!"

My all time favorite, however, is: "What is the cure for Cancer? The cure for death itself. The answer is immortality. By creating a legacy, by living a life worth remembering, you become immortal."

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"We've been kicking other peoples asses for so long, I figured its time we got ours kicked"

Platoon

Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a **** how crazy they are!

Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a **** how crazy they are!

Answer:

From Dusk Till Dawm

Question:

Nonsense! I have not yet begun to defile myself.

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I looked up "fubar" in the German dictionary and there's no fubar in here.
Saving Private Ryan

- Are you ready to be f**ked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna f**k you up.

- Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

- Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy s**t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the f**king trigger 'til it goes "click."

- Jesus.

- You said it, man. Nobody f**ks with The Jesus.

  • 2 weeks later...

Saving Private Ryan

- Are you ready to be f**ked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna f**k you up.

- Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

- Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy s**t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the f**king trigger 'til it goes "click."

- Jesus.

- You said it, man. Nobody f**ks with The Jesus.

The Big Labowski

- I always wondered why the coyote didn't just go out and buy a Road Runner. He had enough money to buy rocket-powered roller-skates so he had money to buy a Road Runner.

- I always wondered why the coyote didn't just go out and buy a Road Runner. He had enough money to buy rocket-powered roller-skates so he had money to buy a Road Runner.

code 46

"I have something to give you. I don't want it anymore. Thirty hours of pain all at once, all for you."

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Easy, very easy new one.

has to be full metal jacket... just has to be!! pvt joker :p

hahaha lets see some people get this one :p

What's the difference between Neanderthal man and Cro-Magnon man? Linguistic competence and polychromatic cave paintings.
Batman

"Is this the C**ksucker residence?"

Serial Mom 1994

Dir: John Waters

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The following two are from the same movie:

1: I was thinking later, you could kiss me on the veranda.

2: Lips would be fine.

1:...you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you.

2: So when do you think Carmen will open up her flower to you?

1: Tonight, or I will kill her!

  • 2 weeks later...
^^ ?Three Amigos!

Yes, and yours is Ronin.

Here:

1: I've never been to L.A. before.

2: What do you think?

1: It looks fake. I like it!

1: I love you!

2: I love you, too! I've never been in love with anybody before, either! It's great! I'm glad! But the timing stinks.

[kisses her on the cheek]

2: I've gotta go.

You look terrible, Mr. Waturi. You look like a bag of sh*t stuffed in a cheap suit. Not that anyone could look good under these zombie lights. I, I, I, I can feel them sucking the juice out of my eyeball. Suck, suck, suck, SUCK...

For 300 bucks a week, that's the news. For 300 bucks a week, I've lived in this sink, this used rubber.

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