The Movie Quotes Game 2: Big, Badder, Uncut!

By Tim Dorr
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The Bugman

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eXistenZ...I had to look this one up.

Here:

Voila! The ZF-1.

It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Zorg invention - it's even easier.

One shot...

And Replay sends every following shot to the same location!

And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies-but-goldies. Rocket launcher...

Arrow launcher, with exploding or poisonous gas heads...

Very practical. Our famous net launcher...

The always efficient flame-thrower...

My favorite. And for the Grand Finale, the all new Ice Cube System!

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stanley porkchop

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Idle Hands.

"I think were gonna be okay, guys. Yeah, I think were gonna be alright. You know, this is just some leaky barrel, radiation, toxic dump waste, enviro-crap, freak-beast accident that crawled out of the sewer, man. That's all this is."

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aubaine

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Idle Hands.

"I think were gonna be okay, guys. Yeah, I think were gonna be alright. You know, this is just some leaky barrel, radiation, toxic dump waste, enviro-crap, freak-beast accident that crawled out of the sewer, man. That's all this is."

Feast.

"One day in the late mid-eighties, I was in my early late-twenties. I had just been dismissed from University after delivering a brilliant lecture on the aggressive influence of German philosophy on rock'n'roll entitled 'You, Kant, Always Get What You Want.' At 26, my academic career was over, I had never kissed a boy, and I was still sleeping with mom. Such were the thoughts flooding my tiny head on the day that I was sunning myself... in an old bomb crater I had discovered near the Wall. I am naked. Facedown, on a broken piece of church, inhaling a fragrant westerly breeze. The new McDonald's has just gone up on the other side... my God I deserve a break today. All I ever get is the unhappy meal."

  • 2 weeks later...
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The Bugman

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Did I just totally get ignored? No one guessed mine...

Hedwig

1: You like this?

2: It's very nice. It looks like hollow wood.

1: This is my exact inner structure, done in a tee shirt. Exactly medically accurate. See?

2: So in other words if we were to take all your flesh and blood...

1: Take them off. This is what you'd see.

2: It wouldn't be green though.

1: It is green. You see how your blood looks blue.

2: Yeah, well that's just the vein. That's the color of the vein. The blood is actually red.

1: Oh then, maybe it's not green. Anyway this is what I sleep in sometimes.

  • 2 months later...
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wikerman

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Quote "the pen i hold in my in my hand is r-re-re-royal blue!"

Quote "the god d**n pen is blue, the god d**n pen is blue."

Quote "So was it as good for you as it was for me, "I've Had better" "i've had better?""

  • 1 month later...
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spacer

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Since we dealing with kings...

"It's good to be the king"

Its a little old...from a comedy...thats all the clues you get :p

History of the World Part I and Robinhood Men in Tights! God I love Mel Brooks. haha.

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