So uh, this is to 1000 posts of utter rubbish! You're welcome


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I'd like to take the crown, and announce that this is my 1000th post.

 

Thank you to everyone in the community who has:

 

  • Engaged in my random ramblings here-and-there
  • Taken part in commenting on news stories posted by me
  • Dealt with my... spam :p

 

You're true soldiers, all of you.

 

Particular thanks to @BinaryData, @The Evil Overlord and @upnorth

 

So, which staff member will be first to bump my head with the ban hammer?

 

For history purposes:

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Just now, The Evil Overlord said:

Congrats

But remember, you may NEVER post again, otherwise you'll have lost the 1000 marker on your profile :p 

I got this! I got this!

 

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It shall never be lost. :p

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Just now, The Evil Overlord said:

ok ok, I'll stop

 

next milestone 1337 posts, remember to screenshot,

Ah, will do! That shall be for another day though... I haven't slept and I've got work in around 5 hours. *runs away into the darkness of the interwebz*

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4 minutes ago, BinaryData said:

I can get paid to post on Neowin!?

only for gratuitous dirty beard shots! :p  beardo-pron!  im looking just as bearded these days, cept you got waaay more red in yours than I have left, mines all silver/white! youve got that to look forward to :p

Just now, Mando said:

only for gratuitous dirty beard shots! :p  beardo-pron!  im looking just as bearded these days, cept you got waaay more red in yours than I have left, mines all silver/white!

I ain't an old man yet :p If I get married I will. Haha. My turns reddish in the summer, and dark brown in the winter. It's currently longer than that one, I'm not going to trim it until I get my next job interview. Then I'll pay to have someone professionally trim it.

2 minutes ago, BinaryData said:

Ain't nobody got time for that! Plus, the articles I want to post, are frowned upon :(

But you seemed so keen at first. Oh well. :o

 

Also, what sort of articles would you post if you were allowed to post anything?

Just now, BinaryData said:

I ain't an old man yet :p If I get married I will. Haha. My turns reddish in the summer, and dark brown in the winter. It's currently longer than that one, I'm not going to trim it until I get my next job interview. Then I'll pay to have someone professionally trim it.

hahaha you saying im old like? young whippersnapper! im only 44 :p mine used to go firey red in my 20s and 30s now i look like a silver fox tbh, i just had mine trimmed after 3 months, I looked like Capn haddock from Tin tin lol ive got a good 2-3" length all over now. Beard oil, the best invention everer! 

3 minutes ago, LimeMaster said:

But you seemed so keen at first. Oh well. :o

 

Also, what sort of articles would you post if you were allowed to post anything?

Eh, things that shouldn't be spoken about on Public Forums. :) I would love to see Neowin get an "Adult" Section, but I doubt Steven would allow that :(

2 minutes ago, Mando said:

hahaha you saying im old like? young whippersnapper! im only 44 :p mine used to go firey red in my 20s and 30s now i look like a silver fox tbh, i just had mine trimmed after 3 months, I looked like Capn haddock from Tin tin lol ive got a good 2-3" length all over now. Beard oil, the best invention everer! 

Cap'n Haddock from Tin Tin? The hell is that? What beard oil do you use? I don't use any right now. I was worried about it doing something to the servers I work on. I shed like a dog, it's rather unbecoming to be honest.

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